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Don't believe everything you think. Remember: Pillage, then burn
If you hold onto your dreams too tightly you'll crush their little ribs Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics
If all else fails stop using all else Don't hit kids. No, seriously. They have guns now
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things Before giving anyone a piece of you mind be sure you have enough to spare
Don't die wondering
 Let the sermon finish before you cook the missionary
You can pick your nose, and pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch. Don't take candy from strangers unless they offer you a ride
Do not taunt the happy fun ball Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie
Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim. If you don't want to wash the dishes do 'em bad the first time.
If all else fails read the directions Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice
Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful -Nietzsche Play an accordion, go to jail
Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker Never let your mother brush your hair when she's mad at your father
Don't lie to kids Don't make up your mind until you have to
Never test the depth of the water with both feet Never believe generalizations
Friends don't let friends shop drunk Always Avoid Alliteration
To be loved, be lovable -Ovid Want to be somebody? Don't drive after drinking
Don't judge a book by its movie Talk only if you can improve on the silence
Don't say ironic when you mean coincidental If at first you don't succeed, redefine success
Believe those who seek the truth; doubt those who find it. -Andre Gide The best way to save face is to keep the lower part of it shut
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one Don't drink and derive. Alcohol and calculus don't mix
Never cut what you can untie To be taken seriously, know how to laugh at yourself
Beware of Dogma To have the last word try an apology
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge Everything in moderation. Including moderation.
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied Don't be hatin'
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. -Winston Churchill Just because you can, doesn't mean you should
Don't make up your mind until you have one If at first you don't succeed, blame marketing
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