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Before giving anyone a piece of you mind be sure you have enough to spare Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics
Friends don't let friends dial drunk If all else fails read the directions
Never ruin an apology with an excuse Beware a man of one book -English proverb
Remember: Pillage, then burn Love your neighbors, but don't pull down the fence -Chinese proverb
Talk only if you can improve on the silence Don't die wondering
Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good Never hang your hat higher than you can reach -Creole proverb
Don't drink and derive. Alcohol and calculus don't mix Don't judge a book by its movie
Never moon a werewolf Don't let your search for something blind you to finding something better
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things Don't make up your mind until you have to
Don't judge me based on your ignorance
Never let your mother brush your hair when she's mad at your father
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. -Winston Churchill Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie
Do not taunt the happy fun ball Beware of Dogma
Don't believe everything you think. Never fetch water downstream from the herd
Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful -Nietzsche Don't lie to kids
Never pass up an opportunity to go pee Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker
Don't take candy from strangers unless they offer you a ride Your Brain. Don't leave home without it
If you can't be kind, be quiet Don't get so concerned with raising a good kid that you forget you already have one
Don't test my patience. I'm nice, not stupid. Nice has its limits Never base a permanent decision on a temporary feeling
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied Lead us not into temptation unless you know a shortcut
Don't expect everyone to have the same heart as you Never cut what you can untie
Don't make up your mind until you have one If all else fails stop using all else
Embrace not your past nor dwell there Everything in moderation. Including moderation.
Don't put your money where your mouth is, that's unsanitary Don't promise when happy, reply when angry, or decide when sad
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge If you can't take the heat, don't annoy the dragon
Beware of geeks bearing gifts When in trouble, delegate
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