Admontions
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Don't make up your mind until you have to Never base a permanent decision on a temporary feeling
Don't take candy from strangers unless they offer you a ride Never cut what you can untie
Never fetch water downstream from the herd Never let your mother brush your hair when she's mad at your father
Lead us not into temptation unless you know a shortcut Friends don't let friends dial drunk
Don't drink and derive. Alcohol and calculus don't mix Love your neighbors, but don't pull down the fence -Chinese proverb
Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good If all else fails read the directions
Before giving anyone a piece of you mind be sure you have enough to spare Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful -Nietzsche
Never moon a werewolf Don't let your search for something blind you to finding something better
Beware a man of one book -English proverb Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Don't judge me based on your ignorance
 Beware of Dogma
Never hang your hat higher than you can reach -Creole proverb Don't expect everyone to have the same heart as you
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. -Winston Churchill Never ruin an apology with an excuse
Do not taunt the happy fun ball Don't lie to kids
Don't die wondering Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker
If all else fails stop using all else If you can't be kind, be quiet
Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie Your Brain. Don't leave home without it
Never insult the alligator until after you've crossed the river Don't get so concerned with raising a good kid that you forget you already have one
Don't test my patience. I'm nice, not stupid. Nice has its limits Everything in moderation. Including moderation.
Embrace not your past nor dwell there Don't believe everything you think.
Talk only if you can improve on the silence Don't promise when happy, reply when angry, or decide when sad
Don't make up your mind until you have one Remember: Pillage, then burn
When in trouble, delegate Don't let your pants say yoga if your butt says triple cheeseburger
Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim. IF ALL ELSE FAILS USE A BIGGER HAMMER
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge If you can't take the heat, don't annoy the dragon
Assume nothing Don't put your money where your mouth is, that's unsanitary
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