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Love your neighbors, but don't pull down the fence -Chinese proverb Never settle with words what you can settle with a flame thrower
If it involves a meatloaf and a plunger, don't do it Don't let school interfere with your education
If you can't build a robot, be a robot -Grandpa Harm none
Don't confuse honesty with a lack of opportunity to steal something big Don't eat your soul to fill your belly
Do not eat the Danish If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
When in doubt, mumble To sharpen a point of view hone it against many others
Don't judge me based on your ignorance Never miss a good chance to shut up
If at first you don't succeed, give second base a try Don't call Pluto a dwarf. It prefers "Little Planet"
Don't put old people in ponds Friends don't let friends dial drunk
If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got IF ALL ELSE FAILS USE A BIGGER HAMMER
Don't do meth Don't try to decode me
Don't point at crazy people Beware a man of one book -English proverb
The passive voice is to be avoided Don't breed
Don't poison the rich Do not put statements in the negative form
A dirty trick to pull on man's best friend.
Do not chide me Accept no substitutes
Don't leave home without your nunchucks Don't be worthless
Never moon a werewolf Never second-guess yourself. Well, maybe sometimes
Avoid cliches like the plague When all else fails, lower your standards
Don't postpone joy If all else fails... more duct tape!
Let's never err on the side of caution When waiting for your ship to come in, don't be at the airport
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