Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
Animalia, page 1
A barrel full of monkeys would not be fun, it would be horrifying Squirrels, nature's little speed bumps
I love my cat tolerates me I spade my dog
Obey the Monkey! I love animals, I don't eat them.
Mad Cow is nature's way of telling you to eat more pork If we weren't meant to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
I'm not your monkey! Stop animal experiments Use lawyers
Curse you poop dog! If cats could talk, they wouldn't
Don't you have to go feed your flying monkeys? You smell like poop!
I've had it with you penguins! The cutest kitten has the sharpest claws
I mock you with my monkey pants! Pet my Chihuahua
No thanks. I've already got a penguin Save the Manatee
Just when I think I'm winning the rat race, along come faster rats My mind is like a banana tree filled with monkeys clattering for attention
I AM THE LIZARD KING I love cats but I can't eat a whole one
MEAT IS DEAD Stop Monkey Hypnotism!
It's never right to poison the neighbor's dog Love me, love the cat
You're all sheep Sacred Cows make the best burgers
Bad Monkey! The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese
Baby Harp Seals Chickens are what eggs use to reproduce
I'm from PETA! Drop the knife and step away from the turkey. EQUINE OBESSED
If a pig flies, don't criticize it for not staying up long Looks like you need a visit from The Love Monkey
SLAVE TO MY CAT Save an animal eat a vegetarian
I didn't do it. You can't prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are lying. Dogs have owners Cats have staff
I'll get you my pretty. And your little dog, too. It's not my fault. The money tricked me.
If you want a puppy start by asking for a pony Not all monkeys are good monkeys
As long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. -Pythagoras Do not meddle in the affairs of cats for they are subtle and will pee on you in your sleep
I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy Never pet a burning dog
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