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I love animals, I don't eat them. Squirrels, nature's little speed bumps
I love my cat tolerates me I spade my dog
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats for they are subtle and will pee on you in your sleep Pets are not disposable
Mad Cow is nature's way of telling you to eat more pork The dyslexic cow says oom
To a dog, you're one of the family. To a cat, you're one of the help Stop animal experiments  Use lawyers
Save the Manatee If cats could talk, they wouldn't
I feel bad for male ladybugs There's no snooze button on a cat that wants breakfast
Dogs are the new kids
I can't believe we still let the humans be in charge A barrel full of monkeys would not be fun, it would be horrifying
EQUINE OBESSED You say Crazy Cat Lady like it's a bad thing
Dogs come when they're called, cats let it go to voicemail MEAT IS DEAD
I love animals as much as any vegetarian but vegetarians can be harder to cook I love cats but I can't eat a whole one
Chickens are what eggs use to reproduce Why do dogs always think the doorbell is for them?
Pet my Chihuahua Love me, love the cat
I love my Yorkie As long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. -Pythagoras
Pavlov's cat? Right, like that would work I'll just marry my cat
If we weren't meant to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat? Dogs have owners Cats have staff
I'm four cats past normal What do you see if you take off a penguin's tuxedo? Dead penguin
Squirrel vs. Shark If a pig flies, don't criticize it for not staying up long
SLAVE TO MY CAT Why do tiny dogs bother?
No one needs a mink coat except a mink (cat peeking)
Out of sight, out of mind doesn't apply to spiders A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the sofa
Dogs have only one fault: their lives are too short You ran a 10k? Impressive. How heavy was the sled?
(Will work for food then eat maybe two bites and walk away (cat)) A squirrel is just a rat with a better wardrobe
Love me, love my dog Save an animal eat a vegetarian
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