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I love animals, I don't eat them. Squirrels, nature's little speed bumps
I love my cat tolerates me I spade my dog
My mind is like a banana tree filled with monkeys clattering for attention Do not meddle in the affairs of cats for they are subtle and will pee on you in your sleep
Mad Cow is nature's way of telling you to eat more pork If we weren't meant to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
Don't you have to go feed your flying monkeys? Stop animal experiments  Use lawyers
Save the Manatee If cats could talk, they wouldn't
The cutest kitten has the sharpest claws The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese
I've had it with you penguins! OK, you're mad at me, but leave my horse out of it
I mock you with my monkey pants! A barrel full of monkeys would not be fun, it would be horrifying
EQUINE OBESSED Shave the Whales
Just when I think I'm winning the rat race, along come faster rats MEAT IS DEAD
I'll get you my pretty. And your little dog, too. I love cats but I can't eat a whole one
Chickens are what eggs use to reproduce Stop Monkey Hypnotism!
Pet my Chihuahua Love me, love the cat
As long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. -Pythagoras Sacred Cows make the best burgers
Bad Monkey! Never insult the alligator until after you've crossed the river
A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the sofa Dogs have owners Cats have staff
Honk if you're a goose Pink sheep of the family
Squirrel vs. Shark If a pig flies, don't criticize it for not staying up long
SLAVE TO MY CAT You're all sheep
I didn't do it. You can't prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are lying. I think my spirit animal has rabies
There's more than one way to skin a cat but fewer than one way to want to It's not my fault. The monkey tricked me.
If you want a puppy start by asking for a pony You ran a 10k? Impressive. How heavy was the sled?
Never pet a burning dog Save an animal eat a vegetarian
I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy This parrot has ceased to be
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