Animalia, page 2
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Pets are not disposable The dyslexic cow says oom
Schrodinger's cat is adleiavde No one needs a mink coast except a mink
Save a horse, ride a cowboy Wanna pet mey schnauzer?
Cats are nature's way to tell us we are lesser beings If I give you a monkey will you leave me alone?
The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll find their money Guns don't kill people, monkeys kill people
God loved the birds and made trees. Man loved the birds and made cages Say no to penguins
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats -English proverb A squirrel is just a rat with a better wardrobe
If you don't talk to your cat about catnip someone else will Wanted dead and alive: Schrödinger's cat
Poodle. Anything else is just a dog No monkey no cry
It's all about the monkey Pink sheep of the family
When many expect a mighty stallion they will find hooves on an ant -Terry Pratchett To a dog, you're one of the family. To a cat, you're one of the help
98% chimp Don't judge me, monkey!
My other ride is a Yoshi I was into Ligors before Ligors were cool
Don't put all your monkeys in one barrel Nobody owns a cat
Nobody talks about walruses Never say your password in front of your parrot
Crazy Cat Lady Elephants never forget and also a chicken
Pets are for life, not just for Christmas Monkeys hacked my brain
Of course cats are people! Just not human people I may be an old dog but I can still bury a bone
Never stand between the hydrant and the dog I'll just marry my cat
I sleep with animals Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder
cats lie It's a cat's world, we just open the cans
Everything's better with monkeys
You can't outstubborn a cat Never insult the alligator until after you've crossed the river
My parrots just do not understand me Beware of dog. Don't trust the cat either
A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the sofa Never wear anything that panics the cat - P.J. O'Roarke
Honk if you're a goose
Put a bird on it It's no coincidence that man's best friend can't talk
Shave the Whales Think outside the box (not intended for cats)
This parrot has ceased to be
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