Attitude, page 1
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Let me drop everything and work on your problem I couldn't decide which bumper sticker to get, so pretend this is the one that annoys you most
They shook you when you were a baby, didn't they?
 It matters not if you win or lose, it only matters that I win
The beatings will continue until morale improves Nobody's perfect but you're ridiculous
I'm ready to listen are you ready to think? Do I look like a freakin' people person?
Oh look, only 2,852,677 more days til I start caring what you think My trailer park can beat up your trailer park
You sound a lot better when no one can hear you If you can't take a joke, TAKE A HIKE
I'm trying to see things your way, but I can't get my head up my butt How about a nice concussion?
I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce Yes I'm a bitch, just not yours
Locked in a room with you, two tigers and a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot you twice You're such a Muggle
I'd love to stay and chat, but no Don't make me use UPPERCASE
If it's too loud, you're too old If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted On second thought, NO AGAIN!
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten Sure, it's easy to point out my faults but it's harder to just shut up!
Screw you guys, I'm going home Oh help, I am so devastated by your caustic barbs
I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it My child sold your honor student the answers to the test
I don't do perky I'm out of bed and I made it to the keyboard, what more do you want?
Your parents must be very disappointed Don't give me that smart alec attitude I already have one
I'm only here to annoy When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you
Either shut up or render me unconscious I so appreciate your point of view I almost regret dismissing it
You are reinforcing my inherent mistrust of strangers And your crybaby whiney-ass opinion would be?
If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth I want you to stay far, far away from me
I've upped my standards now, up yours My mood ring says back off
Well, isn't that special! Shhh... that's the sound of nobody caring what you think
You look flabulous! Maybe you should go to eBay and buy a clue
Stop Global Whining Don't make me go Medieval on you
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