Attitude, page 1
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I'm trying to see things your way, but I can't get my head up my butt
 It matters not if you win or lose, it only matters that I win
Oh look, only 2,852,677 more days til I start caring what you think I've upped my standards now, up yours
I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce Yes I'm a bitch, just not yours
Locked in a room with you, two tigers and a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot you twice I don't do perky
The beatings will continue until morale improves Don't make me use UPPERCASE
If it's too loud, you're too old You are reinforcing my inherent mistrust of strangers
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted Stop Global Whining
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten Shhh... that's the sound of nobody caring what you think
Welcome to Reality Oh help, I am so devastated by your caustic barbs
I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it My child sold your honor student the answers to the test
Screw you guys, I'm going home I'm out of bed and I made it to the keyboard, what more do you want?
I'm only here to annoy Don't give me that smart alec attitude I already have one
You're such a Muggle Get over it!
I so appreciate your point of view I almost regret dismissing it If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers
Either shut up or render me unconscious And your crybaby whiney-ass opinion would be?
If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth I want you to stay far, far away from me
On second thought, NO AGAIN! My mood ring says back off
Well, isn't that special! I don't do requests
If you can't take a joke, TAKE A HIKE When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you
Maybe you should go to eBay and buy a clue Don't make me go Medieval on you
YOU SUCK and not in a good way I don't do mornings!
You're Icky Don't make me crush your pathetic little civilization
I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm? I am willing to love all mankind, except an American. -Samuel Johnson
Earth is full. Go home. I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter
Do I look like a freakin' people person? Are YOU necessary?
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