Attitude, page 1

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My way, highway In memory of when I cared
Oh look, only 2,852,677 more days till I start caring what you think I'm ready to listen are you ready to think?
I can explain it for you but I can't understand it for you I have my faults but being wrong isn't one of them
If you can't take a joke, TAKE A HIKE Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted
It's called karma and it's pronounced hahaha pretending to be interested
Have a nice day! ...somewhere else Revenge is such an ugly word. I prefer 'Returning the Favor'
Don't assume I care Your parents must be very disappointed
Let me drop everything and work on your problem I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce
Some people can't laugh at themselves; that's where I come in Not a people pleaser
I'm trying to see things your way, but I can't get my head up my butt Sorry, it's not my day to care
I'm just going to pretend you're a user agreement and ignore you I'm generally pleasant to people. Your results may vary
Stop Global Whining Not now, but soon -Stewie
Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part I couldn't decide which bumper sticker to get, so pretend this is the one that annoys you most
not amused I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter
FYI, you have the right to remain silent even when not being arrested EVERYONE is entitled to my OPINION
I don't care. And I can't seem to find my way around that What I lack in tactfulness I make up for in sarcasm
There's someone for everyone. For you, I recommend a psychiatrist Hey, trainwreck, this station is closed
Sarcasm; it's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you
I'm having a nice day, don't screw it up You are very close to exceeding the limits of my medication
I'm not too old, you're music just sucks Just be glad I'm not twins
I find your illogical arguments curious. -Mr. Spock My strategy for dealing with you is to play dead
Can you not? I'm not laughing on the inside either
Someone out there cares  Not me, but someone. Maybe. It's call Buzz Off and you'll find it right over there
Would your inner child like to grow the hell up, please? Remember when I asked for your opinion? Neither do I
Lactose is the least of the things I don't tolerate I'm fluent in 3 languages: English, Sarcasm and Profanity
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