Attitude, page 1
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What I lack in tactfulness I make up for in sarcasm I'm just going to pretend you're a user agreement and ignore you
Stop Global Whining Just be glad I'm not twins
I can explain it for you but I can't understand it for you not amused
FYI, you have the right to remain silent even when not being arrested Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted
It's called karma and it's pronounced hahaha pretending to be interested
Have a nice day! ...somewhere else Revenge is such an ugly word. I prefer 'Returning the Favor'
Not a people pleaser In memory of when I cared
Let me drop everything and work on your problem I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce
Some people can't laugh at themselves; that's where I come in All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you
I'm trying to see things your way, but I can't get my head up my butt Sorry, it's not my day to care
My way, highway I'm generally pleasant to people. Your results may vary
I'm ready to listen are you ready to think? Not now, but soon -Stewie
Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part I couldn't decide which bumper sticker to get, so pretend this is the one that annoys you most
If you can't take a joke, TAKE A HIKE I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter
Don't assume I care EVERYONE is entitled to my OPINION
I don't care. And I can't seem to find my way around that Oh look, only 2,852,677 more days till I start caring what you think
There's someone for everyone. For you, I recommend a psychiatrist Hey, trainwreck, this station is closed
Sarcasm; it's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it You are very close to exceeding the limits of my medication
I'm having a nice day, don't screw it up I'm not laughing on the inside either
I'm not too old, you're music just sucks I have my faults but being wrong isn't one of them
I find your illogical arguments curious. -Mr. Spock My strategy for dealing with you is to play dead
Can you not? Lactose is the least of the things I don't tolerate
Someone out there cares Not me, but someone. Maybe. It's call Buzz Off and you'll find it right over there
I'm fluent in 3 languages: English, Sarcasm and Profanity Remember when I asked for your opinion? Neither do I
Would your inner child like to grow the hell up, please? It's cute that you think I care
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