Attitude, page 3
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If you can't laugh at yourself, at least let me do it I'd telll you to go to hell, but I work there and don't want to see you every day
Mirrors don't lie. And lucky for you, they can't laugh Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy
Well, la de frickin' da! People like you are reason people like me need medication
You're falling short of my expectations. That's sad because I have no expectations Again... I find myself not giving a crap
Thank you, Captain Obvious! Let me ask you this: Shut up!
I'm never too busy to enjoy someone else's misery Damn kids and their music
You say bitch like it's a bad thing When I want your opinion I'll remove the duct tape
I'm feeling uppity You're so vain, I bet you think this Sticker is about you
Shut up, meatbag! Amazingly enough I don't give a crap
My mom said don't talk to strangers and you're stranger than most I'm a bitch and you love it!
Gee, even with your head up your butt, you still manage to put your foot in your mouth Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing
I've seen your kind before but I had to pay admission We have a strange and wonderful relationship. I'm wonderful and you're strange
Now may not be the best time How 'bout you go play Drink what's under the sink
It's clear you're a bitch, you don't need the bumper sticker Can you skip to the part where I care?
If BS was a religion, you'd be pope Oh gee, let me go find a container for my joy
You have the empathy skills of a newborn You picked the wrong week to piss me off
Everybody sucks but me My dad can beat up your honor student
Disappointed? Too bad Stick it in your juice box and suck it!
It's not PMS. It's you. Surely that isn't your actual opinion
How many times do I have to flush before you go away? Don't make me kill you with my pinecone
Shut up while you're still credible Warning! I may be hazardous to your emotional well being
Can you smell my look of rebuke? Why don't you play a nice little game of hide and go $?%& yourself
Life's a bitch and so am I Sorry, my Give-A-Damn's busted!
Sorry, I'm bad with names, how 'bout I just ignore you? How about never? Is never good for you?
You reek of self doubt
 I don't care. And I can't seem to find my way around that
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