Attitude, page 4
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You're not playing with a full deck. You're a jack off Laugh at your problems, everybody else does
What I find realy interesting is not you The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it's on the list
Some people say I'm spiteful and I hope those people get cancer Come back when you're more interesting
Your style appears to be out of date. Please update your fashion software now You're so cute when you're wrong
The more you talk, the less I care Cuter than you
Your test results came back. You're irony deficient I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
Sarcasm. My anti-drug You look flabulous!
Sorry, I'm not loser-friendly I know how you feel. I just don't care
Your parents must be very disappointed You know what's good about you? Me neither
If you don't like it... you, too, can stand in line to bite me I don't do nice
Why do you bother? Try shutting up
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining I love not being you
My mom thinks you're a dick I'll preend you're interesting is you'll pretend I'm paying attention
I've never met a person I couldn't blame Good thing I don't care
I don't care how you do it, what you love or where you'd rather be You go girl! And don't come back
Shakespeare doesn't care about your emo poems Exactly how much did your mother drink when she was pregnant with you?
If boredom was fatal you'd be a serial killer It's ok to shut up now
Why don't you make like a mime and bleed to death in my trunk?! You don't have to agree with me. Go ahead and be wrong
At this point I would like to mention that you can all kiss my butt Your child puts the ho in honor student
If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much You smell like cheese
What manner of jackassery will you subject us to today? DILLIGAF?
Don't let the name Captain Heartless fool you.  I'm not a real captain I like you. I'll kill you last
I can no longer pretend you're not an idiot You're a worse person than Hitler
Don't make me open a half can of "I don't care" on you
Let's be strangers I know a good job for you... human torch
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