Attitude, page 5
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I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?
It's really interesting that you're whatever sign you are If you have nothing to do please don't do it here
When all seems lost... sarcasm to the rescue! I'm not 100% in love with your tone right now
I'm having a nice day, don't screw it up Not now, but soon -Stewie
Two words: What. Ever. I don't care who I hurt
Silently judging you You are making my furious grow
Actually, you make the dress look fat Like I care
Talking to you is a total waste of makeup The first rule of gun safety: Don't piss me off!
I'm just ignoring you until it's time to blame you I'm only pretending to take you seriously
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean I didn't cut your brake lines My strategy for dealing with you is to play dead
Your cry for help is both amusing and tedious Of all my friends, you're not one of them
You are an enormous wanker People say I don't take criticism well, but I say, what the hell do they know?
Are YOU necessary? I don't do requests
I don't do mornings! Earth is full. Go home.
YOU SUCK and not in a good way Don't make me crush your pathetic little civilization
You're Icky I am willing to love all mankind, except an American. -Samuel Johnson
I never forget a face but in your case, I'm willing to make an exception National Bitch Week. Nice to see you're participating
What a fine day for mockery and derision I find your illogical arguments curious. -Mr. Spock
Sarcasm: More acceptable than its felonious alternatives It's not that I don't care. Actually, yes, it is
I'll always cherish my original misconceptions about you Ask me about sarcasm for fun and profit
It's cute how you don't know what you're talking about Your moral compass makes mine look like GPS
Don't assume I care With that little plastic guitar, maybe they should have called it Guitar Dork
Trying to care Funny, I don't recall asking for your opinion
Sarcasm; it's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it Pretending to listen and/or care
If we really learn from our mistakes why aren't you a genius by now? I hear you have a porn addiction. At least that's what I'm telling people
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