Attitude, page 6
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Just because you're crazy doesn't mean you have to shout It's cute that you think I care
Entering smug mode Jesus love you. Oops, no, didn't mean you
Life's a bitch and so are you I can explain it for you but I can't understand it for you
Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part Please wait, sarcasm loading
Why don't you burn in hell?! -Stewie You're not somebody I'd take a bullet for. You're not even somebody I'd take a bus for
Do not buy me a snuggie or I will make you eat it If my calculations are correct... you are an idiot!
If what you don't know can't hurt you, you must be practically invincible Sorry if I seem selfish but I tried it the other way and didn't care for it
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground You have the right to remain silent, but apparently not the ability
Don't mind me, I'm plotting my revenge Just be glad I'm not twins
You should come with a warning label I almost care
Sorry that you feel I'm insincere, and sorrier that you'e so perceptive Don't act so humble, you're not that great
I didn't come to help I came to mock (Sheldon) Please wait, I'll ignore you next
I'll stop contradicting you if you'll stop being wrong You're making the voices angry
I don't suffer fools, I make fools suffer and if you don't have a juice box I will be happy to lend you one
It's your fault that I blame everyone else for my problems I have 10 fingers, guess which one's for you?
"Be yourself" may not be great advice in your case You're the reason the middle finger was invented
It is not my job to blow sunshine up your butt Inner beauty is so overrated
Whenever I'm with you I miss being lonesome I'm not too old, you're music just sucks
My gratitude begins where my sense of entitlement ends I think of you as "Plan B"
You go girl, and take those shoes with you You are the sombrero of asshats
If you'll skip to the part that's interesting, I'll skip to the part where I pay attention I'm fluent in 3 languages: English, Sarcasm and Profanity
I'm so miserable without you it's almost like having you here Sarcasm - it's not just for breakfast anymore
I'm not a doctor but I think there's something wrong with you They broke the mold when they made you but only because they made a better mold
If I haven't offended you yet I'll be happy to get right on it Don't you think if I were wrong I'd know it?
You are everything I have never wanted Make a long story short: shut up
I call you Monday because nobody likes you I don't know whatI'd do without you but probably something amazing
I know CRAZY and I'm not afraid to use it Let my conscience be your guide
I can only please one person a day. I choose me. Sorry. If you don't do as the Doctor says, I'll cut your heart out. _leela (Dr. Who)
Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? erest you in a sarcastic comment? I never think about what you think about me
Don't make me open this can of whoop ass Wouldn't it be easier to just humor me?
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