The Big Question, page 1

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What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about? What would Descartes doubt?
We decided to not have children Anybody know where we return these? Safe? ...or Sorry? Which is the fun one?
What has two eyes, hates riddles, and is me? Knowing how people look when they wake up, who decided to call it Beauty Sleep?
Who are you to tell me to question authority?! Does anything feel better than being fit and healthy? I guess I'll never know
Running out of patience counts as exercise, right? Saturday has a morning?
Tell me, where is this bright side you speak of? Why can't a chicken cross the road without its motive being questioned?
got pie? Can we ever truly know when our philosophy assignment is due?
Shouldn't it be spelled Fonetic? What'd I miss? I was out smoking crack with satan
GOT PUNK? Why is the Miss Universe winner always from Earth?
When no one trusts, does it matter that everyone lies? Why do only some things have a Slippery When Wet sign on them?
Shouldn't it be called Obsessive Compulsive Order? Have you hugged your potions master today?
what would Gandalf do? got chi?
If we're not supposed to wait to the last minute what's it there for? Are you being the person Mr. Rogers knew you could be?
Really? Everybody was kung fu fighting? What would Ron do? Ron Swanson
I wonder if I'll ever learn that I never learn? What would Neo do?
What would Phil Dunphy do? Are you who you want to be?
got chocolate? If you were shipwrecked on an island with only one other person how would you cook them?
Maybe I waited too long to ask, but how do I turn the beat around? Is this a joke?
Reality: Whose brilliant idea was that? What would Harry do?
What wine goes best with despair? Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on?
WWBD What Would Buddha Do? Why be normal?
What manner of douchebaggery is this? Exercise may add time to my life, but moe time than I'd waste exercizing?
What would Scully do? Why did I have to miss the 60s?!
Really? What makes you think I'm Canadian, eh?
Is there ever a bad time for pudding? Why do people pay to go to a gym when it's free to not do that?
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