The Big Question, page 1

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I wonder if I'll ever learn that I never learn? Are we having fun yet?
Why do bad decisions become such good stories? If matter is mostly composed of empty space, what explains heavy things?
What has two eyes, hates riddles, and is me? Shouldn't it be spelled Fonetic?
What would Descartes doubt? Shouldn't it be called Obsessive Compulsive Order?
Am I living happily ever after yet? Am I self centered or is it just me?
Knowing how people look when they wake up, who decided to call it Beauty Sleep? Why do people pay to go to a gym when it's free to not do that?
When no one trusts, does it matter that everyone lies? What's the right age to tell a highway it's adopted?
Has anyone seen Waldo? I'm starting to get worried Who started this never-ending war between rock, paper and scissors?
Sarcastic? Moi? Voice-recognition software is great can I get it installed on my kids?
Who are you to tell me to question authority?! Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on?
Exercise may add time to my life, but moe time than I'd waste exercizing? Do people who pay for college know that Google and Wikipedia are free?
what would Gandalf do? Saturday has a morning?
If we're not supposed to wait to the last minute what's it there for? Running out of patience counts as exercise, right?
Really? Everybody was kung fu fighting? Why is the Miss Universe winner always from Earth?
Safe? ...or Sorry? Which is the fun one? Can we ever truly know when our philosophy assignment is due?
Sorry, what was the part after "Listen carefully"? What wine goes best with despair?
Is there ever a bad time for pudding? What would Scooby Doo?
What makes you think I'm Canadian, eh? And how does that make you feel?
Reality: Whose brilliant idea was that? Why do you think they call it programming?
Why be normal? If you were shipwrecked on an island with only one other person how would you cook them?
I hate to spread rumors but what else can one do with them? Would your inner child like to come out and play with my inner child?
How am I supposed to love my enemies when I can barely stand my friends? WWBD What Would Buddha Do?
What Would Flying Spaghetti Monster Do? If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Do you know what would make me happy? Seriously, I'm trying to find out Since when do I need a reason?
Why is there never time to do it right but always time to do it over? Why can't a chicken cross the road without its motive being questioned?
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