The Big Question page 2
I'm not feeling myself today may I feel you? Cake or Death?!
Don't ya think hard work must've killed someone? If you won't listen to reason will you accept a lame excuse?
Wanna play with my bongos? got purpose?
got angst? You're one of Satan's minions, aren't you?
How am I supposed to love my enemies when I can barely stand my friends? What would Scooby Doo?
Is there ever a bad time for pudding? Sorry, what was the part after "Listen carefully"?
If there were no hypothetical questions what would this say? What if I say please? Then will you give ma lap dance?
You can this a sidequest?! Can we please just get to the rapture already?
got pie? Is this really happening?!
What would Tony Soprano do? How nees oxigen when cola exist?
What would Shahrukh do? Dude, where's my life?!
What part of illegal immigration don't you understand? Who says we can't ship 12 million people across the border? Mexico did
Why be? Am I the last sane person here?
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? I sat through Mysterious Mysteries for this?
Why is there never time to do it right but always time to do it over? Who Would Jesus Torture?
What would Dilbert do? What would Jack do?
Why do they keep the naked people where they're so difficult to watch? What's stopping you?
What Would Flying Spaghetti Monster Do? Undecided isn't a major?
What would Grissom do? Sarcastic? Moi?
Are you generic? What would Descartes doubt?
What part of floccinaucinihilipilification don't you understand? I feel great! Wanna feel for yourself?
Am I living happily ever after yet? Since when do I need a reason?
Why do people run from me? Are you agitatin' my dots?
Are you it? If illegals do jobs Americans refuse to, will they work on immigration reform?
Can't we all just enjoy not getting along? How did I get so cute?
Would you like some enamel? Wanna Hakuna m' tatas?
Am I self centered or is it just me? Remember when Dane Cook was funny? Me neither.
What if I don't want to get a life? What manner of douchebaggery is this?
Got energon? Why be normal?
What would Ripley do? What makes you think I'm Canadian, eh?
If matter is mostly composed of empty space, what explains heavy things?
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