Declarations, page 1

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I just walked 50 miles over the last few decades I'd be a morning person if it didn't start so early in the day
I love vinyl If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable
I must hurry, for there they go and I am their leader Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi
On an atomic level I'm very busy Making it up as I go along
I TALK TO STRANGERS My favorite color is chocolate
the TV told me to do it I'm Canadian. It's like American but without a gun
I'm nicer in person I like toast
I am in shape. Round is a shape I'm not really a bumper sticker kind of person
I enjoy conveying amusing and/or insightful thoughts within a limited rectangular space Adrenalin is my drug of choice
My imperfections only make me more adorable My only hope for ever having a hot, smoking body is cremation
Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me but it will help My mind's made up please don't confuse me with the facts
WARNING I don't remember anything before coffee Yes, I talk to myself but only when I need expert advice
I liked homework better when it was coloring
I haven't failed - I've just gloriously not succeeded How do I take my coffee? Very seriously
I'm not as think as you confused I am I understand the concept of emotional maturity, just not as it applies to me
Today I'm going to give it my some Going out sounds good except for the going out part
Going camping is a great reminder of how much I hate to go camping My life is full of unsuffered consequences
It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right. -Moliere I have a hunch that nobody says hunch anymore
Popcorn is my favorite exploding food I dream about naps
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes seven years in a row The only thing that keeps me from exercising is not wanting to
I'd be a vegetarian if bacon were a vegetable I'm on the cutting edge of mediocrity
My favorite salad is tomatoes made into sauce on a pepperoni pizza Advertising helps me decide!
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition I like naps
I've seen normal, it ain't pretty Proudly Serving my corporate masters
I didn't do it. You can't prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are lying. I set the bar at 'minimum required'
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