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I've seen normal, it ain't pretty I'm not as think as you confused I am
I liked homework better when it was coloring I would never lead you astray. I reserve the right, however, to follow you there
I'd be a morning person if it didn't start so early in the day If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless
I just walked 50 miles over the last few decades You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because the Zorgons command it
My favorite color is chocolate I must hurry, for there they go and I am their leader
the TV told me to do it I TALK TO STRANGERS
I'm Canadian. It's like American but without a gun I haven't failed - I've just gloriously not succeeded
I hate fake people I like toast
My mind's made up please don't confuse me with the facts Adrenalin is my drug of choice
I think I've stumbled into the periphery of wisdom I'm only here until I achieve escape velocity
I'm on the ABE diet. Anything but exercise I'm nicer in person
WARNING I don't remember anything before coffee We will not obey
My imperfections only make me more adorable I'm a light eater, when it gets light I start eating
Yes, I talk to myself but only when I need expert advice I am in shape. Round is a shape
Bob is my copilot Yes I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial
Currently unsupervised I'll believe that corporations are people when Texas executes one
Reality is nice but I wouldn't want to live there My only hope for ever having a hot, smoking body is cremation
My child is student of the month at Starfleet Academy Sometimes I feel like I'm wasting my life, then something good comes on TV and I'm over it
Popcorn is my favorite exploding food Financially, I'm set for life, provided I die next week
I press charges Today I'm going to give it my some
I brake for hobbits I blame society
I'm not even trying
How do I take my coffee? Very seriously FYI, if it's ever me... pull the plug!
My life is full of unsuffered consequences I bitch therefore I am
I love vinyl I feel so naked without my clothes
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