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the TV told me to do it Popcorn is my favorite exploding food
It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right. -Moliere I think I was a king in a previous life because I like people to do what I say
I leave early I understand the concept of emotional maturity, just not as it applies to me
Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi Making it up as I go along
I TALK TO STRANGERS I am in shape. Round is a shape
I liked homework better when it was coloring I'm nicer in person
My imperfections only make me more adorable I must hurry, for there they go and I am their leader
Advertising helps me decide! Going out sounds good except for the going out part
The only thing that keeps me from exercising is not wanting to Yes, I talk to myself but only when I need expert advice
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition My only hope for ever having a hot, smoking body is cremation
Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me but it will help I'm not as think as you confused I am
I don't do Mondays I love vinyl
If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable Going camping is a great reminder of how much I hate to go camping
I feel sullied and unusual How do I take my coffee? Very seriously
I'm filthy stinking rich (Well, two out of three)
Today I'm going to give it my some I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes seven years in a row
I've seen normal, it ain't pretty I don't start trouble It just seems to be there when I arrive
I'm trying to be a more positive person. Today I'm positive that will never happen My new favorite bands are my dad's old favorite bands
I set the bar at 'minimum required' It's not denial, I'm just selective about the reality that I accept
My favorite color is chocolate I wasted my childhood saving Mario's girlfriend
I have a hidden talent and I sure hope I find it I'm old enough to remember when we had nine planets
I just walked 50 miles over the last few decades I tried it at home
I have a hunch that nobody says hunch anymore My favorite salad is tomatoes made into sauce on a pepperoni pizza
My pop culture references are all from the previous millennium I'm leaving my body to science fiction
I have plenty of self control because I never use any of it There's no excuse for laziness but I'm looking for one
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