Declarations, page 1
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I like toast I'm not as think as you confused I am
I've seen normal, it ain't pretty My mind's made up please don't confuse me with the facts
If they don't have chocolate in heaven I ain't going I'm the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from
We will not obey It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right. -Moliere
I will not tolerate intolerance I'm one of those bad things that happens to good people
Everything I needed to know, I learned in prison I TALK TO STRANGERS
I have not yet begun to procrastinate I think, therefore I'm dangerous
I'm leaving my body to science fiction I'm not playing with myself, I'm adjusting my jewelry
I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscar Wilde the TV told me to do it
I don't do decaf Adrenalin is my drug of choice
My child was inmate of the month at Broward County Jail I like pointy things
WARNING I don't remember anything before coffee I'm going off to find myself. If you see me before I get back, please let me know where I'll be.
Mommy says I'm special I think I've stumbled into the periphery of wisdom
I don't repeat gossip so listen carefully Everyone says I'm in denial but really I'm not
Bob is my copilot I am in shape. Round is a shape
I party with the Mirkwood elves I've forgotten more than I ever learned
Reality is nice but I wouldn't want to live there Your body may be a temple, mine's an amusement park
My favorite memories are of the past My favorite color is chocolate
I steal at work Financially, I'm set for life, provided I die next week
I'm nicer in person I reject style
Yes I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial VENI VIDI VISA I Came, I Saw, I Bought
You nonconformists are all alike I press charges
I'm Canadian. It's like American but without a gun I'm wearing no socks and matching undies
Whenever I feel blue I start breathing again I like CHEESE and cheese likes ME
I'm on the ABE diet. Anything but exercise I favor the naughty bits
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