Declarations, page 3
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I'm not going bald, I'm getting more head I understand the concept of emotional maturity, just not as it applies to me
My mom says I'm cool I'm not cynical, everything just sucks
Happy alone I didn't do it and I won't do it again
My imperfections only make me more adorable I am the voices
I do what the bumper stickers tell me to I'm worth waiting for
I used to be disgusted now I'm just amused If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable
I would do my utmost but I'm out of ut My family worrys about me
If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell. W.T. Sherman I'm not myself today, maybe I'm you
Because life is precious I support stem cell research It's NOT a bald spot, it's the solar panel for my sex machine
People tell me I have lots of potential, but I guess we'll never know now will we? iPod therefore iHappy
Who says nothing is impossible? I've done nothing my whole life! I believe Elvis is still alive. And I vote
Personally I've never experienced normal or stayed awake long enough to understand it I'm glad shampoo smells better than real poo
I should have gone blind by now I think I was a king in a previous life because I like people to do what I say
Well, my fun meter is pegged Some of my best friends are imaginary. In fact, all my friends
I may have Alzheimer's, but thank goodness I don't have Alzheimer's I flirt therefore I am
It took years of Star Trek message boards to be able to type this fast I oppose stem cell research, unless it can be used to grow a clone super-army
I think this is one of those times I'm from the old city
Your heros are not my heros I support trends
I don't know and I don't care. That's why they put me in charge I live in the cone of uncertainty
Legally, it's questionable. Morally, disgusting. Personally, I lke it. I'm not here to make friends
I'm only following orders They say ignorance and apathy often go together, but I don't know and I don't care
I would never lead you astray. I reserve the right, however, to follow you there I like dirt
I like pie You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because the Zorgons command it
I march in the army of forgotten souls I don't mind paying high gas prices as long as it gives the oil companies record profits
I think, therefore I'm overqualified If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless
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