Declarations, page 4
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I support Chinese magnet companies I'm not perfect but parts of me are fantastic
I'm the quiet neighbor with the big freezer I tried being normal once. It didn't work out
My sexual orientation? Horizontal I'll burn that bridge when I come to it
We're about as similar as two completely dissimilar things in a pod Reincarnation is my only hope
I'm only poor because it's cheaper I'm great in bed. I could sleep all day
I keep score I'm flithy sticking rich (Well, two out of three)
I embrace my inner cynic I'm kind of a big deal
I may not go down in history but just wait until chemistry I fake it
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good I've got a perfect body. But it's in the trunk and beginning to smell
I eat paint chips I may have an inferiority complex but not a very good one
No matter how cynical I get it never seems to be enough Suicide? That's the last thing I'd ever do
I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one. I feel better now that I've given up hope
I like to watch I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in
I pink therefore I ham Failing to comply
I love my daughther I love my son
I smell an epiphany I cheat on my breast exams
I bought your identity on ebay robots fear me
I'm glad I'm not judgmental like all you smug, superficial idiots Will not acquiesce
It's not denial, I'm just selective about the reality that I accept I think therefore I doubt
I love my dad I love my mom
Not a role model I feel sullied and unusual
I can't come to work today, I have ladies polio My convictions are bumper sticker deep
Will work for shoes I used to be angry and miserable, then I turned my life around. Now I'm miserable and angry
Abstinence? I gave it up I fought in the cola wars
I'm on the cutting edge of mediocrity Pardon me, but I have minds to twist and values to warp
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