Declarations, page 3
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When guns are outlawed, I'll be an outlaw I take full responsibility for my actions except the ones that are someone else's fault
I'm waiting for the next big thing My principles are not for sale unless you are offering cash
TV makes me happy I love redundancy
I favor the naughty bits I can get you a toe -Walter
You make me feel like violating my probation I shop therefore I am
I dyslexia love I take everything personally
Just another Trekkie living with my parents Sex: My anti-drug
I flirt with danger Actually I'm quite humble. Which is quite rare in persons of my genious, wit and charism
I like soup I used to be psychotic but now I'm...
I'd clean my house more often, but nature abhors a vacuum I don't particularly care about the homeless
Advertising helps me decide! I'm not superstitious, just a little stiitious
I'm so adjective, I verb nouns I killed a pumpkin just to see it pie
Actually, no, I haven't any interest in seeing the world's ugliest dog I'm just 2 people away from a threesome
I put the I in insubordination I rank high
I make prank calls to my OnStar I'm not overweight, I'm undertall
I like TV My giant robot can beat up your giant robot
I admire famous people Nice for a price
I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar Conformity makes me comfortable
I would never sell out unless I got a lot of money for it Whatever it is, I'm against it
What I like is cheese I don't roll on Shabbas
Indecision may or may not be my problem I listen to bands that don't even exist yet
Will make YouTube videos for food Not wearing pants
I only bowl because I like to share shoes
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