Declarations, page 5
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When guns are outlawed, I'll be an outlaw I'm so adjective, I verb nouns
Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailor park I'll say this one more time, I will not repeat myself
I make stuff up I can't wait for the revolution
I'd clean my house more often, but nature abhors a vacuum I flirt with danger
The Constitution: I read it for the articles I love redundancy
I'm waiting for the next big thing I can get you a toe -Walter
I put the I in insubordination Conformity makes me comfortable
You make me feel like violating my probation I take everything personally
I dyslexia love I shop therefore I am
Just another Trekkie living with my parents Sex: My anti-drug
My giant robot can beat up your giant robot Actually I'm quite humble. Which is quite rare in persons of my genious, wit and charism
My principles are not for sale unless you are offering cash I used to be psychotic but now I'm...
I like TV I make prank calls to my OnStar
I don't particularly care about the homeless I'm not procrastinating, I'm avoiding
I am full of yearnings and dreams I killed a pumpkin just to see it pie
Actually, no, I haven't any interest in seeing the world's ugliest dog I'm just 2 people away from a threesome
TV makes me happy I rank high
I take full responsibility for my actions except the ones that are someone else's fault I'm not overweight, I'm undertall
I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar Nice for a price
I listen to bands that don't even exist yet I would never sell out unless I got a lot of money for it
When I'm sad I give myself a little hug. Which is easy in this jacket I'm buckled in I don't roll on Shabbas
Indecision may or may not be my problem Whatever it is, I'm against it
I used to care, but they have pills for that now I leave early
Advertising helps me decide! What I like is cheese
I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm afraid of all the things hiding in the dark I'm not paranoid. Why, what have you heard?
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