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I enjoy conveying amusing and/or insightful thoughts within a limited rectangular space
I like soup Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi
I never finish anythi I enjoy being a cog in the machine of industry
They call me "Yale" because of my... enormous endowment I may not be very smart but I can lift heavy things
I have a pornographic memory I only bowl because I like to share shoes
I don't do social Descartes may have been right, but I doubt it
I don't think much therefore I might not be I hate fake people
I'm here for the party I like fishsticks in my mouth
I'm statistically significant But for my absence of skills I would totally be a ninja
Will make YouTube videos for food I'd never try to flatter you, you're way too intelligent to fall for that
I'm only here until I achieve escape velocity Memory is the second thing to go. I don't remember what's first
I don't do happy Still pissed at Yoko
I put the "Y" in study I finally got a diagnosis! ...Restless Leg Syndrome!
I'm completely reliable sometimes I like fancy cheese
I love polygamy I'm not fat, I'm epic
I'm not really a bumper sticker kind of person Not wearing pants
My pop culture references are all from the previous millennium I'd hit that
I haven't failed - I've just gloriously not succeeded I love being stupid with you
I'm not insane, my mother had me tested I've found violent outbursts to be a very effective method of anger management
I love vinyl I'm not superstitious, just a little stiitious
I like naps I'd be a vegetarian if bacon were a vegetable
I have boundaries! And I'm not afraid to use them! I see you
My dad can beat up your dad Yet to be there or do that
I like big books and i cannot lie I'm sure everyone thinks I'm paranoid
I quote song lyrics in every situation I like to pretend I'm not a sociopath
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