Exhortations, page 1
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When life gives you lemons... shut up and eat your damn lemons! Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter-accusations.
Follow your dreams. Except that one where you're at school in your underwear Forgive and forget but keep a list of the names
Aim for my head Kiss me, I'm toxic
If you can read this, thank a teacher smile and act nice
Flies Spread Disease. Keep yours zipped. Eliminate and abolish redundancy
Hold my foot Measure twice. Saw once. Carpenter's maxim
When you come to the fork in the road, take it. -Yogi Berra Relish today ketchup tomorrow
Do not follow me, for I may not lead. Do not lead me, for I may not follow. Go over there somewhere Beat me. Spank me. Call me Edna.
Question Astrology Love many. Trust few.
Just say no thank you -Miss Manners Demand Media Accountability
Back the badge change is good you go first
Stop the damn profanity! People before profits!
Don't get mad, get naked End Injustice! Kill Everyone!
Dare to be naive. -R. Buckminster Fuller Eschew Obfuscation
Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. End of discussion Trust me, I'm an expert
This year vacation in hell and coming back to work won't seem so bad Just say NO to negativism
Fight mediocrity Have fun in bed with someone you love Read a story to your kid tonight
Come to the dark side, we have cookies Love thy neighbor as thyself -Leviticus, 19:18
Censorship Doubt Everything
OK, just SHUT UP! be pretty
If you're happy and you know it, clank your chains Stop Vandalism
Talk nerdy to me Let's get along with me!
Just don't
EXAMINE YOUR BELIEFS Stop Pretending
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