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Take my advice, I'm not using it. Carpe Manana
Demand Truth Follow that car, Godzilla and step on it!
You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! If you can't read this thank the teacher's union
Click here if you do everything you're told Tone down the rhetoric
Shut up and DANCE! Start every day with a smil and get it over with -WC Fields
Lead me not into temptation, I know my way Take a fun, quick gullibility test CLICK HERE
Be patient, God's not done with me yet Think globally. Act locally.
Keep warm make trouble Hang up on telemarketers
Pull my finger Join the IRS. Be Audit You Can Be
Be one with the couch PAY GOOD TEACHERS GOOD MONEY
Down with pants! Up with kilts! Let's get along with me!
Subvert the dominant paradigm Talk nerdy to me
KILL YOUR TV Practice Safe Eating. Always use condiments
Stop Pretending ANKH IF YOU LOVE ISIS
Stay away from the instrument End homelessness & hunger, eat the homeless
Shut up, preppy! be human
Repent or be damned. If you have already repented disregard this notice Leave me alone
Be heard SUPPORT OPEC DRIVE AN SUV
Aim for the Stars ...but first aim for their bodyguards Reject Greed
Gimme your lunch money Resist. Unlearn. Defy.
END HUNGER have a nice lunch Say no to pep
get a grip! Dare to be average
Do better! Lead us not into temptation, just tell us where it is
Steal my identity. Please. Live better leave union
Jesus is coming. Hide the porn Be notorious
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