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Pay your taxes. 12 million illegal aliens are depending on you Let my people mow!
Discover wildlife, raise twins! Think or perish
Party. Rinse. Repeat. Examine you fears
Wake me when it's Friday Smile, the government is watching
Think outside the sticker Ban censorship
If it ain't broke, break it Show us your wits!!
Bang head here Fight terrorists, not Walmart
Stop the humans Let's all go to the lobby and get ourselves a treat
Embrace chaos If you have knowledge, let others light their candles with it
To reveal hidden message, tap sharply with hammer If you're O/C and you know it, wash your hands
Play it louder Take one and pass it around
Be fancy Think global, act loco
Ask me Don't change how you look, change how you see
Become a vegetarian (more steak for me) Suck it up, champ
Turn it up Give peas a chance. Go vegetarian
Come to the dark side, we have no electricity When life gives you scurvy, make lemonade
Ask me about better living through denial Give me chocolate or give me... no, just give me the chocolate
Follow your heart. Provided it does not violate state or local laws More cowbell!!
Falk nasty to me Buy me something
Smile and wave boys, smile and wave Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet
Please put all criticisms in the form of a compliment Lie to me
Free Ramos and Campean Think of me as a challenge
Be yourself. No one else wants the job Avoid being scammed! Send me $5 to find out how
Paddle faster, I hear banjos Cremation: Think outside the box
Buy more useless crap Eat the rich
Peel off that yellow ribbon and DO something! Look elsewhere
Write hard, die free Poke me!
Spay Britney Obey the cheese
Kindness is contagious, so get the hell away from me Be yourself. Unless you suck
Aim low For English please press 1. Para Español please move to Mexico
Grab the guns, I'll make pancakes Persuade or obey
Boycott corn-based ethanol fuel. An agribusiness scam we can't afford More sleep, less Proust
When life gives you lemons, get a new life! Let's have some hot lesbian sex. And by lesbian sex I mean tea. But it's still hot
Stop whining and plot your revenge
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