Exhortations, page 6
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Take me as I am or watch me as I go Bark less, wag more
Think outside the box outside the box If you can't remember to put the seat down, use the sink
First learn to be happy alone, then find someone to join you
Click to play Conform, comply, consume
Stay classy Think outside the Fox
Kiss your children not so they will kiss you back but so they will kiss their children Be silly
Be more convincing: yell louder Mute the noise
Make sutuff Keep the dream alive, use the snooze button
Sharing needles spreads disease: say no to knitting circles Always try to be a little kinder than necessary
Resist
Stop worrying what other people think! Become a sociopath Talk less, say more
Blame my parents Stop comparing Rupert Murdoch to Satan. Yes he's evil but he's no Rupurt Murdoch
If you love someone let them go, because the police have you surrounded! Keep your hopes up and your head down
Occupy Stop worrying! That's all. Thank you.
More hugs Read a book
Be the flame not the moth Look pretty, fight dirty
Buy local Keep calm and stop revising this!
Be gentle with yourself To be interesting, be interested
Don't tax the rich, tax the poor, there are more of them Carpe the hell out of this diem!
Time to work harder Bang head here
Always give 100% (except when donating blood) Keep your heart and your eyes open
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