Q. When I use Internet Bumper Stickers® on my Website, blog or a message board, can I use them from your server or do I have to upload them to my own server?

Q. Why do the Internet Bumper Stickers I use on my Web site keep disappearing and turn into little red X thingies?

Q. Are Internet Bumper Stickers really FREE? How about if I want to use a bunch of them on my Web site or somewhere?

Q. If I suggest an Internet Bumper Sticker do I have to send it as a graphic or do I just tell you the words?

Q. I sent in an Internet Bumper Sticker suggestion a while ago and I haven't seen it on your site yet. What's up with that?

Q. How do I save Internet Bumper Stickers onto my hard drive?

Q. Do you have a page of just the newest Internet Bumper Stickers?

Q. Where do Internet Bumper Stickers go when they disappear from the Front Bumper?

Q. How often do you add new Stickers?

Q. Why doesn't the Sticker Randomizer work on my MySpace or LiveJournal?

Q. When I click on the Fortune Cookie link –– either the drop down menu or a banner –– no Fortune Cookie shows up. How come?

Q. I wanted to suggest a Sticker but I didn't think it up myself. Is that OK?

Q. Do you have a newsletter or email list I can subscribe to?

Q. Some of your Stickers don't make any sense to me. I asked a friend, and he didn't understand them either. How come?

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A. Internet Bumper Stickers® are electronic images for the computer. There's nothing real about them. BUT! We've made some of them into real stickers here and t-shirts here.

A. Please upload to your server. Linking an image directly from this site will only end in heartache for all of us.

A. Ahh, that's part of the heartache we warned you about in the previous question. You probably used the Sticker directly from our site instead of first uploading it to your own server. Upload the Stickers to the same directory you keep your other images you use online and they should keep working just fine.

A. Yes, free. If you want to use a lot of Internet Bumper Stickers, just do what it says here.

A. Just send us the text. If we use your suggestion we'll make the graphic. If your suggestion depends on some specific visual, let us know.

A. First, not all suggestions are used. Given the volume of submissions we get, it can be several weeks (or longer) before a suggestion that is used goes up. If it's been a while and you feel we may be overlooking a great one, you can resubmit it.

A. Instructions are here.

A. The Front Bumper displays the new Stickers from all category pages. Clicking a Sticker on the Front Bumper will take you to its category page.

A. New Stickers go up in two places: their category page and at the top of the Front Bumper. Stickers move down the Front Bumper as newer Stickers arrive, until they're pushed off. On category pages, Stickers are added at the end of the category and stay there permanently.

A. Whenever our chimp feels like it, but normally two new ones every weekday. If you don't see new Stickers on the Front Bumper (or any other page), click Refresh/Reload in your browser to make sure you're seeing the latest.

A. The Sticker Randomizer is a javascript, and some community-type sites such as MySpace and LiveJournal don't allow members to use javascripts on their pages. Even if you place the javascript code, it's stripped out by those sites.

A. You probably have pop-ups disabled in your browser. Fortune Cookies open in a new window. Enable pop-ups and it should work fine.

A. Sure, who has time these days?

A. Yup. You can subscribe to our email news that lets Stickerheads know what's going on around here. Click here to subscribe.

A. No idea. We've never even met your friend.