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In case of emergency, good luck Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten
Zombie crossing See message on other side
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This Sticker has not been moved or deleted Proud parent of a child whose self esteem doesn't depend on minor scholastic achievements being displayed on a sticker
IIlegal immigration: founded 1492 May be hazardous to humans
National Procrastination Day. Date: TBD Warning: Awesomeness ahead
Keep out of reach of children This is not a statement
Fun is prohibited Complaint Dept. Take a number
Hippies use side door Baby on board with the whole idea
Vintage Time Travelers Club, next meeting: yesterday 5:30
Becoming obsolete Prolonged exposure may cause irritation
Authorized personnel only No novelty hats!
Next window please Hokey Pokey Anonymous: a place to turn yourself around
May cause drowsiness No jazz hands
Ignore this No persiflage
Void if removed Access to this sticker has been blocked by your cruel corporate overlords
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This is my Sticker Not my funny sticker
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Notice: As of 3 years ago, backwards baseball caps will not be tolerated This is not reality
No scary robots. Nice robots only No drama! Violators will be slapped
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Vandalay Industries for all your latex needs End of the line
May contain nuts Parental Advisory: Don't have kids
Not in service No exploding underpants beyond this point
Indecision this way Locals only
No barking By reading this sticker you hereby grant it irretrievable possession of four seconds of your life
Quarantine area Now in 3D
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This space for rent Certified: Bedbug free
Entrance Only, Do Not Enter No dumping
This is where it's at Exaggerators Anonymous - A Trillion Strong and Growing
Attention zombies: this human contains no brains We do not serve women, please bring your own
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