God Almighty

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Give me that Ol' time religion To hear God's laughter tell Him your plans
God is a verb -R.Buckminster Fuller Remember, whatever your religion, most of the world disagrees with you.
It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no god. -Thomas Jefferson got god?
Life is fragile handle with prayer To you I'm an atheist, to God I'm the loyal opposition -Woody Allen
When religion ruled the world they called it the dark ages I don't know if god exists, but it would be better for his reputation if he didn't. -Jules Renard
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction Madness in the name of God is still only madness
Don't ask god to guide your steps unless you're willing to move your feet I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright
My God can beat up your God If God is watching us we might as well be entertaining
The gods are too fond of a joke. -Aristotle There are no atheists  -God
What a human conceit to believe we might comprehend God. -David Hewrist Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it. -George Bernard Shaw
People who want to share their religious views with you, rarely want you to share yours with them Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -God
Militant Agnotic I don't know and neither do you If God is within I hope he likes enchiladas
God is a single parent They're not the TEN SUGGESTIONS!
Rapture predicting is starting to look like a pretty inexact science Earth, this is God. I need you people out in 30 days. I've got a client interested in the property.
God answers kneemail A blank piece of paper is God’s way of telling us how hard it is to be God -Sidney Sheldon
All gods are one god Why should we assume god is good?
God told me to tell you what to do Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth
When life gives you more than you can stand, kneel While calling on the gods, man should himself lend a hand. -Hippocrates
Religion is for those afraid of going to hell. Spirituality is for those who've been there Stop using me to justify your hatred -God
Don't tell your God how big your trouble is, tell your trouble how big your God is Let God
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. -Matthew 19:23, 24
The goddess is alive and magic is afoot
I hear god laughing Understand why you dismiss all other gods and you'll understand why I dismiss yours
When Jesus said "Love your enemies" I think he probably meant don't kill them How many times must we go over this? Religion, you only get to make rules for people IN your religion
God is Remember, Jesus loves all the people you hate
God promises a safe landing not a calm passage My god is intelligent enough to design evolution
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