God Almighty

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Give me that Ol' time religion To hear God's laughter tell Him your plans
God is a verb -R.Buckminster Fuller Remember, whatever your religion, most of the world disagrees with you.
It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no god. -Thomas Jefferson got god?
Life is fragile handle with prayer To you I'm an atheist, to God I'm the loyal opposition -Woody Allen
There are no atheists  -God I don't know if god exists, but it would be better for his reputation if he didn't. -Jules Renard
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction They're not the TEN SUGGESTIONS!
Don't ask god to guide your steps unless you're willing to move your feet I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -God If God is watching us we might as well be entertaining
The gods are too fond of a joke. -Aristotle Technology is not God. But it will due until one comes along.
What a human conceit to believe we might comprehend God. -David Hewrist Madness in the name of God is still only madness
My God can beat up your God God's last day is Friday. No prayers will be answered after that time
Militant Agnotic I don't know and neither do you If God is within I hope he likes enchiladas
God is a single parent When religion ruled the world they called it the dark ages
Earth, this is God. I need you people out in 30 days. I've got a client interested in the property. People who want to share their religious views with you, rarely want you to share yours with them
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it. -George Bernard Shaw Born Again Pagan
A preacher who owns more than one suit is a hypocrite. -Lenny Bruce Why should we assume god is good?
God answers kneemail What next, Lord?!
While calling on the gods, man should himself lend a hand. -Hippocrates Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth
Rapture predicting is starting to look like a pretty inexact science Stop using me to justify your hatred -God
Don't tell your God how big your trouble is, tell your trouble how big your God is A blank piece of paper is God’s way of telling us how hard it is to be God -Sidney Sheldon
The goddess is alive and magic is afoot Let God
God told me to tell you what to do We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another -Jonathan Swift
Religion is for those afraid of going to hell. Spirituality is for those who've been there When life gives you more than you can stand, kneel
I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. -Carl Sandberg When Jesus said "Love your enemies" I think he probably meant don't kill them
God promises a safe landing not a calm passage God is
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