God Almighty

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Luck is just God working anonymously I made the whole thing up -God
I saw that. -God It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no god. -Thomas Jefferson
Give me that Ol' time religion When life gives you more than you can stand, kneel
Don't ask god to guide your steps unless you're willing to move your feet My only worry about going to heaven is what I should say if God sneezes
God is a verb -R.Buckminster Fuller got god?
If God is within I hope he likes enchiladas Madness in the name of God is still only madness
The goddess is alive and magic is afoot I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Preach the Gospel at all times and if necessary use words. -St. Francis of Assisi Life is fragile handle with prayer
If God is watching us we might as well be entertaining There are no atheists  -God
They're not the TEN SUGGESTIONS! I think that god in creating man somewhat overestimated His ability. -Oscar Wilde
I don't know if god exists, but it would be better for his reputation if he didn't. -Jules Renard What a human conceit to believe we might comprehend God. -David Hewrist
To you I'm an atheist, to God I'm the loyal opposition -Woody Allen Prays well with others
god never speaks until you're listening A blank piece of paper is God’s way of telling us how hard it is to be God -Sidney Sheldon
All gods are one god Don't tell your God how big your trouble is, tell your trouble how big your God is
Stop using me to justify your hatred -God If God is your co-pilot, switch seats
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. -Matthew 19:23, 24
While calling on the gods, man should himself lend a hand. -Hippocrates
Don't make me come down there. -God God is
We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth
I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. -Carl Sandberg Who do atheists thank for Friday?
Religion is for those afraid of going to hell. Spirituality is for those who've been there I hear god laughing
God answers kneemail Regard religion as a shoe: Find one that fits you, don't make me wear it, don't kick me with it
It is in our lives and not our words that our religion must be read. -Thomas Jefferson I considered becoming an atheist, but there weren't enough holidays
Remember, Jesus loves all the people you hate What next, Lord?!
My god is intelligent enough to design evolution I would do God's work but He needs to learn to do it Himself
God is bigger than your theology It is a test of a good religion whether you can joke about it -CK Chesterton
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