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I considered becoming an atheist, but there weren't enough holidays Religion is for those afraid of going to hell. Spirituality is for those who've been there
Religion is regarded by the common people s true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -Seneca the Younger Terrorism is a faith-based initiative
My creaton myth is better than your creation myth Call my religion violent again and I'll kill you
God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. -Voltaire Preach the Gospel at all times and if necessary use words. -St. Francis of Assisi
Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers Religion is a great comfort in a world torn apart by... religion
All gods are one god If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion. -Edmond de Goncourt
Intelligent design. Half the science! Twice the religion! Made from creationism It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. -Matthew 19:23, 24
Eternal hell awaits those who question god's unconditional love Attention Muslims: Fundamentalists are hijacking your religion! Attention Christians: Ditto!
The trouble with Christianity is the Christians. -H.L. Mencken Maybe the rapture already happened and nobody got taken
Why should we assume god is good? God is bigger than your theology
God's last day is Friday. No prayers will be answered after that time I don't know if god exists, but it would be better for his reputation if he didn't. -Jules Renard
Fundamentalists are more mental than fun Proud to be an Amerwiccan
Stop using me to justify your hatred -God Do I believe in the bible? Hell, I've seen one!
It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no god. -Thomas Jefferson Don't tell me what do do, he's not my prophet!
The gods are too fond of a joke. -Aristotle Have you read that bible you're thumping
Sacrilege: Anything damaging to things sacred. Most often truth I hear god laughing
My god is intelligent enough to design evolution Christians aren't perfect, they just want you to be
God doesn't believe in me You say Godless like it's a bad thing
I have a god given right to be an atheist Don't ask god to guide your steps unless you're willing to move your feet
If God is watching us we might as well be entertaining I think that god in creating man somewhat overestimated His ability. -Oscar Wilde
I can't believe in any god the mind of man can comprehend A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes
I would do God's work but He needs to learn to do it Himself God hates you (Just kidding, he only dislikes you)
The goddess is alive and magic is afoot People who don't wnat their beliefs laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs
If I can keep my ice cube trays clean enough, God will love me I wish god was alive to see this
Understand why you dismiss all other gods and you'll understand why I dismiss yours Remember, Jesus loves all the people you hate
Proud member of the Religious Left
No one ever died in the name of atheism Call on God, but row away from the rocks -Indian proverb
god is good. His fan club is the problem There is no god higher than truth. -Gandhi
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich -Napoleon I support the separation between church and hate
Tou can't reason with religious people, if you could there wouldn't be any My only worry about going to heaven is what I should say if God sneezes
god never speaks until you're listening Rapture predicting is starting to look like a pretty inexact science
When life gives you more than you can stand, kneel Who do atheists thank for Friday?
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