God Almighty
Call on God, but row away from the rocks -Indian proverb God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. -Voltaire
Terrorism is a faith-based initiative Fundamentalists are more mental than fun
My creaton myth is better than your creation myth Preach the Gospel at all times and if necessary use words. -St. Francis of Assisi
Religion is regarded by the common people s true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -Seneca the Younger Do I believe in the bible? Hell, I've seen one!
Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers Religion is a great comfort in a world torn apart by... religion
If I can keep my ice cube trays clean enough, God will love me If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion. -Edmond de Goncourt
Intelligent design. Half the science! Twice the religion! Made from creationism It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. -Matthew 19:23, 24
Eternal hell awaits those who question god's unconditional love Attention Muslims: Fundamentalists are hijacking your religion! Attention Christians: Ditto!
Sacrilege: Anything damaging to things sacred. Most often truth Maybe the rapture already happened and nobody got taken
Why should we assume god is good? God is bigger than your theology
What would Jesus do about the obscene wealth of the Catholic Church Don't tell me what do do, he's not my prophet!
The goddess is alive and magic is afoot Call my religion violent again and I'll kill you
All gods are one god Religion is for those afraid of going to hell. Spirituality is for those who've been there
It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no god. -Thomas Jefferson No one ever died in the name of atheism
Proud to be an Amerwiccan I considered becoming an atheist, but there weren't enough holidays
My god is intelligent enough to design evolution God's last day is Friday. No prayers will be answered after that time
I can't believe in any god the mind of man can comprehend Don't ask god to guide your steps unless you're willing to move your feet
I think that god in creating man somewhat overestimated His ability. -Oscar Wilde I don't know if god exists, but it would be better for his reputation if he didn't. -Jules Renard
A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes God doesn't believe in me
I have a god given right to be an atheist You say Godless like it's a bad thing
Have you read that bible you're thumping
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