Living & Dead, page 1
Old is always 15 years older than I am The one who dies with the most toys, still dies
This life has been a test. If it had been an actual life, you'd have been given instructions on where to go and what to do Age is a high price to pay for maturity
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live Youth is fleeting but immaturity can last a lifetime
Age brings wisdom. Or age shows up alone. You never know. It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. -Woody Allen
No one here gets out alive No man loves life like him that's growing old -Sophocles
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. -W.M. Lewis Life. It's just a cereal
Time is a great healer but a lousy beautician Life's way too short to stay on topic
LIFE SUCKS and it leaves some mean hickies It is not length of life, but depth of life. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Like our shadows, our wishes lengthen as our sun declines. -Edward Young Live as long as you like. It won't shorten how long you're dead.
It's not dying that bothers me, it's the not being here anymore Each day is a gift
If you don't run your own life, someone else will. -John Atkinson The older I get the better I was
Life's a bitch. Then you die. No one is ever old enough to know better
If I knew I'd live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself There is more to life than increasing its speed -Gandhi
You're as young as you feel but never as important You know you're getting older when Happy Hour is a nap
When the game is done, the king and the pawn go into the same box. -Italian proverb Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down
Eternity, smoking or nonsmoking? Old people are cooler than you know
Of all the things that can happen to a man, old age is the most unexpected -Leon Trotsky What doesn't kill you merely postpones the inevitable
Those who live in the past have no future It often costs a lot of time and money to find out the best things in life are free
Health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die Grandkids... life's desserts!
Life is pain. Anyone who tells you different is trying to sell you something Life's a bitch and some days it has puppies
My life is an endless battle against maturity Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened
Life is a series of disappoinments followed by death If you think pushing 40 is hard, wait til you start dragging it
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -George Bernard Shaw Life Happens
The joy of living is his who has the heart to demand it. -Teddy Roosevelt Life is your one vacation from not being. Enjoy it.
She who dies with the most shoes wins If you're not living life on the edge you're taking up too much space
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