Living & Dead, page 1
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I plan to live forever. So far, so good The three stages of life:: 1.Birth 2.Huh? 3.Death
Many want to live long but few want to be old No one here gets out alive
What doesn't kill you is still gonna leave a bruise We all have two lives. The second begins when you comprehend you only have one
If I knew I'd live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself Age brings wisdom. Or age shows up alone. You never know.
My life has a superb cast but a confusing plot You know you're getting older when Happy Hour is a nap
The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, and the young know everything. -Oscar Wilde There is more to life than increasing its speed -Gandhi
Life's a bitch and some days it has puppies You're as young as you feel but never as important
Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened Without music, life would be a mistake. -Nietzsche
We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give Life is short. Buy the shoes
My goal is to die young as old as possible If you don't run your own life, someone else will. -John Atkinson
Some people age like fine wine, I'm aging like milk Life Happens
Life is too short to knit with cheap yarn Like our shadows, our wishes lengthen as our sun declines. -Edward Young
It often costs a lot of time and money to find out the best things in life are free You'll never be this young again
Old is always 15 years older than I am Growing old isn't for sissies
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -George Bernard Shaw Life is too complicated in the morning
Life is too important to be taken seriously Age is a high price to pay for maturity
Death is merely the sould returning to equilibrium With age comes wisdom* (*Arthritis and 30 lbs of fat)
I just broke my own record for most days lived Life is one long test constantly interrupted by pop quizzes
Dear Life, I've learned you're not fair. Please stop teaching me that lesson I intend to live forever or die trying
It's not middle age, it's relaxed fit No one is ever old enough to know better
Death is always too early or too late Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans
Pro tip: Be born rich It's not length of life, but depth of life. -Emerson
Sorry, the life you ordered is currently out of stock Of all the things that can happen to a man, old age is the most unexpected -Leon Trotsky
Pretty sure my kids will grow up before I do Being a grown up is the most boring game of pretend ever
If you're not living life on the edge you're taking up too much space The joy of living is his who has the heart to demand it. -Teddy Roosevelt
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