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If life gives you melons maybe you're dyslexic My life is an endless battle against maturity
It's not that life is short, it's that death is so long I see no good reason to act my age
Life is never fair. And perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. -Oscar Wilde We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give
Life is like butter. It's not as good alone Old age comes at a very bad time
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down I'm at that awkward stage between birth and death
Octogenarians are a dying breed If I'd known we stop getting recess I would have refused to grow up
We now return you to your life, already in progress The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, and the young know everything. -Oscar Wilde
He who dies last will not be remembered Many want to live long but few want to be old
What doesn't kill you still requires a co-pay He who dies with the most fonts wins
Only the young die good Use what Mother Nature gave you before Father Time takes it back
When will I be too old to die young? I'm not aging, I'm taking on an antique patina
Life is tough. Get a helmet. Life is short break some rules
We're not here for a long time so I'm here for a good time Don't complain about growing old, lots of people don't get the chance
You could die tomorrow. What are you doing today? Death: The nation's #1 killer
When things seem overwhelming, remember, someday you'll be dead Warning: Life's a joke
This life has been a test. If it had been an actual life, you'd have been given instructions on where to go and what to do Not to be born is best. -Sophocles
I'm not getting older I'm getting bitter Life would be much easier if we came with easy chars. Birth would not.
Let us hope that when we are dead things will be better arranged. -Marcel Proust My only fear of death is reincarnation
Work is great. People are wonderful. Life is fantastic. There were no good old days
Aging isn't the problem, the problem is when you stop aging If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and the impersonators would be dead
What's the youngest you can die of old age? Some people age like fine wine, I'm aging like milk
Without music, life would be a mistake. -Nietzsche If I lived each day as if it were my last, I'd have been dead years ago
Growing old isn't for sissies I wouldn't mind dying a virgin. It's living as one that bothers me
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer to the end, the faster it goes This is the time in my life that will ensure I'll never be able to run for elected office
Death is merely the sould returning to equilibrium Grad school: The snooze button on the alarm clock of life
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