Men & Women, page 1
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Short Chicks Rock! the number one cause of divorce is marriage
you say virgin like it's a bad thing Real men don't read instructions
I married Miss Right before I knew her first name was Always
What kind of girl do you think I am? A woman has the last word in any argument. What a man says after that is the start of a new argument.
You can't make a person love you you can only stalk them and hope for the best I do what the voices in my wife's head tell me
Love is friendship set on fire. -French Proverb Men: bigger, stronger, better
If I complimented your figure would you hold it against me? Men have only two faults. All they say and all they do.
Men have feelings too. Just kidding. Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage -Ben Franklin
If a man speaks in the forest and there's no woman ther to hear him, is he still wrong? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If we can put a man on the moon, why not all of them? Now that we got this genetic code mapped out, will it explain women?
Women who seek equality with men are headed for a real fall I just got a dog for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
Women. Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em. The "marriage penalty" has nothing to do with taxes
It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho the rest of your life Coffee. Chocolate. Men. Some things are just better rich.
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad? Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
Boys Lie I know what boys like
The key to any relationship is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy. If mama ain't happy, then nobody's happy
Danger. Severe estrogen turbulence. Use deference. A woman is always younger than a man of equal years. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning
No, I haven't met Mr. Right but I have met Mr. Cheap, Mr. Rude and Mr. Cocky The way to a man's heart is through his sternum
I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim will improve. Chicks dig geeks
Better to lose a lover than love a loser Why can't women be like normal people/
If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems Please talk to my face. My breasts can't hear you.
Why are girls that way? Not a rules girl
The longest sentence known to man: I do. Well behaved women don't make history
Love is blind. But marriage is a real eye opener Sorry cowboy, in my corral, 8 seconds ain't no ride
Barbie ain't here Marriage is a personal decision, not a national one
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