Men & Women, page 1
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You need a few bad relationships to really appreciate a good one Men are fools. Women are fools, too.
Men won't read instructions, women won't follow them Well behaved women don't make history
the number one cause of divorce is marriage All you need to know about marriage is that when someone is murdered the spouse is the first one they suspect
Show me a woman who never feels guilty and I'll show you a man To get a man to do something, suggest that he's too old for it
Nothing makes a beautiful woman less attractive than ugly grammar Real women drive trucks
I'm looking for that one special man who'll let me change him into the perfect man for me Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage -Ben Franklin
Never cut off your hair over a man -Sheryl Crow For 28 years, my wife and I were happy and then we met
My husband's wife is really amazing The longest sentence known to man: I do.
No, I haven't met Mr. Right but I have met Mr. Cheap, Mr. Rude and Mr. Cocky Marriage is a matter of degrees: a man loses his bachelor's and a woman gets her master's
My wife says I'm always pressing her buttons but that's only because I'm looking for MUTE Love isn't blind, it's brain damaged
Their age is something women won't admit and men won't act The only man who'll never disappoint you is Mr. Coffee
Choose a wife by your eye, not your eye If a man speaks in the forest and there's no woman ther to hear him, is he still wrong?
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. Then it was too late Men have only two faults. All they say and all they do.
Men have feelings too. Just kidding. If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you
Marriage: When dating goes too far Flirting is the art of being intimate at a safe distance
stop teaching girls to hate their bodies Never criticize your wife's faults. Without them, she'd have a better husband than you
Behind every successful man is an astonished woman I just got a dog for my spouse. Best trade I ever made
If you can love the wrong person that much imagine how much you can love the right one Boys will be boys. Forever, unfortunately
Does this patriarchy make my life look less important? We got married for better or worse; he couldn't do better, I couldn't do worse
Real men don't use violence Women are cursed, men are the proof
There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works. Boys Lie
A man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished It appears your maintenance level is higher than you let on
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.
Sawdust is man glitter Whenever I meet a man I think would be a good husband, he usually is
I fantasize about having two men: One cooking and one cleaning Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you
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