Men & Women, page 2
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Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand. I'm one more bad relationship from owning 30 cats
Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you I like my men how I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer
Behind every successful man is an astonished woman Marriage not just a word, a sentence
You can't beat a woman Homophobia is so gay
Men are idiots and I married their king Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. then some bozo had to go and invent space travel
Uppity women unite TGIF Thank God I'm Female
There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works. Men with an earring make the best husbands. They can take pain and know how to buy jewlry
Real men don't use violence I like them guys!
Next time I'm gonna marry an orphan Why can't men be like normal people?
The first step is to admit you have a problem. The second is to divorce him What makes them girls go wild?
Skinny girls are for wimps Been naughty? Go to your room! Want to be? Go to mine.
I am woman hear me bitch I need a better boyfriend
A woman in a Wonderbra and lowcut blouse loses her right to complain if her boobs are stared at I support equal marriage rights
marriage=1man+1woman
Of course I'm right, I'm testosterone free Choose a wife by your eye, not your eye
Too often virginity is not lost so much as it is thrown away Your mom's hot
I'm a bad little girl No toxic relationships
Viagra: a chemical which increases the flow of blood to a man's brain Spouses are like guns. Have one around long enough, you're gonna want to shoot it.
Give a man an inch and he thinks he's a ruler Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Nah, just kdding. You can hate me.
Homophobia: insecurity about being heterosexual I support gay marriage. But only if both chicks are really hot
The only time a woman can change a man is infancy Marriage should be about love not gender
Men are from Mars women are from Visa Behind every successful woman is a man checking out her butt
Your dad is hot Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogomy: same thing.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I did your boyfriend Geek chicks rock!
Blondes tease, brunettes please I favor gay marriage. Why shouldn't they be as miserable as the rest of us?
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