Men & Women, page 2
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Real women drive trucks Devil woman
I'm playing hard-to-want Don't look up my dress unless you mean it
Organ donor God gave men two heads but didn't put a brian in either one
Sadly, all men are created equal If papa ain't happy nobody cares
To meet me, you have to be interesting. To talk to me, you have to be smart. To date me, you have to be kidding. Love is like an hourglass; the heart fills up as the brain empites -Jules Renard
A woman's place is in control I don't need a boyfriend, I'll just use yours
Whenever I meet a man I think would be a good husband, he usually is Cruel chicks rule
Hot enough for you? Yes, I am Divorce is expensive because it's worth it
Think outside my box It appears your maintenance level is higher than you let on
I want a sensitive man. One who'll cry when I punch him My feminine side is a lesbian
Real men wear pink because they don't know about separating laundry I have a trophy wife. Just not first place
Call no man unhappy until he is married -Socrates Future MILF
Is it sexy in here or is it just me? I fantasize about having two men: One cooking and one cleaning
I'm a chick magnet but my polarity is reversed Any woman with a big fat ass should leave him
I liked it better when men made the decisions and women made the coffee Respect bitches
A dirty trick to pull on man's best friend.
I've done many things I'm not proud of. You won't be one of them I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. Then it was too late
Behind every successful man there is a woman rolling her eyes Men are just the same as women except men are bastards
Men are like floor tiles, lay 'em right and you can walk over 'em forever Love is a single soul inhabiting two bodies -Aristotle
Love is a malady easily cured by marriage For sale: Encyclopedia. Just got married. Wife knows everything
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