Men & Women, page 4
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Marriage? Why buy the pig just to get a little sausage? I want a sensitive man. One who'll cry when I punch him
I'm a chick magnet but my polarity is reversed Love is like an hourglass; the heart fills up as the brain empites -Jules Renard
Hot enough for you? Yes, I am God gave men two heads but didn't put a brian in either one
To meet me, you have to be interesting. To talk to me, you have to be smart. To date me, you have to be kidding. If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry -Chekov
I have a trophy wife. Just not first place I don't need a boyfriend, I'll just use yours
Devil woman A woman is always younger than a man of equal years. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Men are just the same as women except men are bastards It appears your maintenance level is higher than you let on
Real men wear pink because they don't know about separating laundry Cruel chicks rule
Whenever I meet a man I think would be a good husband, he usually is Nerds R Hot
Divorce is expensive because it's worth it The way to a man's heart is through his fly
Don't look up my dress unless you mean it I liked it better when men made the decisions and women made the coffee
Call no man unhappy until he is married -Socrates Future MILF
Is it sexy in here or is it just me? For sale: Encyclopedia. Just got married. Wife knows everything
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. Then it was too late I've done many things I'm not proud of. You won't be one of them
Men are like floor tiles, lay 'em right and you can walk over 'em forever Why yes, I am that kind of girl
Some girls turn heads. I break necks My feminine side is a lesbian
Organ donor Behind every successful man there is a woman rolling her eyes
Real women drive trucks Respect bitches
Love is a single soul inhabiting two bodies -Aristotle Love is a malady easily cured by marriage
You'd look good in a burka A woman's place is in control
American marriage: A sacred lifetime commitment of, on average, 5 years A bisexual is a man who likes women as much as the next guy
Love can survive anything but neglect Why di the man cross the road? Who knows, why the hell do they do anything?
Men are like parking spaces. That is, if parking spaces are selfish bastards No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes
Protect the sanctimony of marriage Never cut off your hair over a man -Sheryl Crow
Men won't read instructions, women won't follow them Any woman with a big fat ass should leave him
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