Men & Women, page 5
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If you can't take me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you
Most men are mechanically inclined; they like to screw and bolt My Marxist feminist dialectic brings all the boys to the yard
I'm 99% certain he doesn't like me. It's that 1% that keeps me going. Woman was God's second mistake
The secret of a happy marriage has yet to be discovered I'm not a stalker, I'm a secret admirer
Show me a woman who never feels guilty and I'll show you a man Love never dies a natural death -Anais Nin
Will Cash-for-Clunkers take my husband? Never marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper -Scottish proverb
Oops. I've become my mother Smart girls are hot
My ex is so easy even a caveman could do her It's not stalking if I love you
Marriage is like communism, it works, in theory Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last
We got married for better or worse; he couldn't do better, I couldn't do worse I love my boyfriend
Never sleep with anyone crazier than you are If he's stupid enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him
Marriage: One Man One Woman. And a midget. Love isn't blind, it's brain damaged
Losing a husband can be hard, sometimes nearly impossible A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong
Nice guys finish last
Not all men are stupid, some of us are single It's not that I can't commit, I just want to be sure there isn't someone else better out there
Gentlemen prefer blondes because blondes know what gentlemen prefer I'm playing hard-to-want
In any marriage only one person can be right... the other is the husband Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success
A person doesn't need to be perfect to be the perfect person for you real men don't sparkle
Never criticize your wife's faults. Without them, she'd have a better husband than you Stop undressing me with your eyes... use your teeth
stop teaching girls to hate their bodies Everyone should take a lover, it breaks up the monogomy
A woman without her man is nothing Cleavage is like the sun, you can glance but don't stare
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women I wish my computer had as much memory as my wife
If God intended women to run, He wouldn't have given us all the bouncy parts The Goddess Estrogen rules the world
Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them A man who won't lie to a woman has no consideration for her feelings
Love is being stupid together The only man who'll never disappoint you is Mr. Coffee
My wife treats me like a god, she ignores me until she needs my help The average woman's eyes are located approximately 1.5 seconds after her boobs
Women worry about what men will forget, men worry about what women will remember The perfect boyfriend doesn't lie, cheat or exist
Once a month women go crazy for about 30 days It is most unwise for people in love to marry -George Bernard Shaw
I notice that cooties don't seem as virulent as they once did Why would my wife tell me I don't glisten well?
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