Miscellanea, page 2
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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother
So much to be thankful for It's not who you know, it's whom you know
Tomorrow is hat day Having written this, my participle dangled
Carpe diem: seize the day. Carp en denim: Fish in pants One time, at band camp... nah, that's not funny anymore
None of it is true Druids rock
Lawn gnomes are evil If you don't get into your first-choice college, it's OK, you'll soon forget you had dreams
2 = 2 = 5 (for particularly large values of 2) In goods we trust
Our watchdog media: ripping the lid off every case of missing pretty white girls If nothing else works, a total refusal to face facts will see us through
There's a time for optimism and a time for pessimism. This is not one of them This calls for a very subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence
It's never too late to sta God help America
The 4 building blocks of the universe: fire, water, gravel, vinyl All your base are neutralized by acid
We are all made of stars One nation, under educated
Snacks are fun Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear
Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans My uncle says I'm really good at our special touching game
This is not a dress rehearsal Don't ask me I was hired for my looks
Everything must go The few. The browed. The Klingons.
If they can get you asking the wrong questions they don't have to worry about the answers. -Thomas Pynchon your ≠ you're
Dork pride Magic happens
There's no room for your kind of thinking in a free country Most likely to secede. Robert E. Lee
Censored Hype always prevails
In a fight between MacGyver and Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer would win Understanding. Acceptance. True Autism awareness
Evolution is a theory. You know, like gravity Nostradamus predicted this Sticker
The excitement never stops Real scientists use Kevin
The experiment requires that you continue the Dude abibes
Pirates>Ninjas Ninjas>Pirates
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