Miscellanea, page 2
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded Don't ask me I was hired for my looks
Lawn gnomes are evil This calls for a very subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence
Our watchdog media: ripping the lid off every case of missing pretty white girls One time, at band camp... nah, that's not funny anymore
In goods we trust Carpe diem: seize the day. Carp en denim: Fish in pants
It's not who you know, it's whom you know Druids rock
2 = 2 = 5 (for particularly large values of 2) It's never too late to sta
Dork pride
None of it is true If nothing else works, a total refusal to face facts will see us through
There's a time for optimism and a time for pessimism. This is not one of them Reality is not on TV
FEMA: Failing to Effectively Manage Anything God help America
One nation, under educated All your base are neutralized by acid
The 4 building blocks of the universe: fire, water, gravel, vinyl Having written this, my participle dangled
Snacks are fun Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear
Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans My uncle says I'm really good at our special touching game
This is not a dress rehearsal No arab control of U.S. ports
We are all made of stars A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother
the razorblade doesn't love you back The few. The browed. The Klingons.
If they can get you asking the wrong questions they don't have to worry about the answers. -Thomas Pynchon your ≠ you're
Everything must go Magic happens
There's no room for your kind of thinking in a free country Most likely to secede. Robert E. Lee
Censored Hype always prevails
Evolution is a theory. You know, like gravity Understanding. Acceptance. True Autism awareness
In a fight between MacGyver and Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer would win Nostradamus predicted this Sticker
The excitement never stops Real scientists use Kevin
The experiment requires that you continue the Dude abibes
370HSSV 0773H Tomorrow is hat day
Pirates>Ninjas Ninjas>Pirates
This is a simulation A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver
Librarian: The original search engine Sorry, out of cliches
mmm... trans fat zombies>pirates+ninjas
Between you and I, we need an objective case Not now, but soon
Smoking makes you cool Don't worry, I have a plan (I'll need a lunch tray and a badger)
Look at me still talking when there's science to do The cake is a lie
Sudoku for the busy Anosmia stinks
We do what we must because we can Welcome, Pope Benedict XVI "He's Rich, He's Powerful, And Guess What Ladies, He's Single!
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then, hey, free eyeball! You don't scare me, I have teenagers
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