Modern Thought, page 1
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If you're not part of the solution, there's good money in prolonging the problem Experience is what you get right after you need it
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit Nothing ever looks like the picture
It's easier to get forgiveness than permission Obsessed is how the lazy describe the dedicated
PRIVACY IS HISTORY QUESTION AUTHORITY and the authorities will question you
A to-do list is a great way to track how little you're accomplishing Money can't buy happiness but it can buy shoes. Problem solved
If a little is good, more is better, and too much is just right The cutest kitten has the sharpest claws
Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes Confessions are good for the soul but bad for the reputation
Just because no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant
A pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist Some fools are hard to underestimate
If you can smile when things go wrong you have someone iin mind to blame A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
Change is inevitable, progress is optional The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example -Mark Twain The power of accurate observation is often called cynicism by those who don't have it -George Bernard Shaw
80% of success is showing up -Woody Allen Imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement
Cleanliness is next to impossible An expert is someone who is one page ahead in the manual
A word to the wise isn't necessary It's not convenience food if you can't reach it from bed
Actions speak louder than bumper stickers The hardest thing about business is minding your own
Worrying works! 90% of the things you worry about will never happen. Try it! If there's no light at the end of your tunnel maybe it's a cave
Too much money is as bad as too little, and there's no such thing as just enough The only thing we have to fear is clowns
There's no I in Team, but there're four in Platitude-Quoting Idiot Calories are tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter every night
Without a plan nothing can go wrong There is no limit to what you can do when you’re supposed to be doing something else
Bedwetting is when you let Nature's Call go to voicemail Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance: The 5 stages of waking up
There's always free cheese in a mousetrap Nothing is more dangerous than an idea when it's the only one you have
If you have no regrets, you aren't trying hard enough Expiration dates are for the weak
Fake is the new real Arguments are to be avoided, they are always vulgar and often convincing. -Oscar Wilde
The police never think it's as funny as you do Too much is never enough
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