Modern Thought, page 1
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It's easier to get forgiveness than permission A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered mind
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. A mind is a terrible thing to confuse with an egg
Nothing is more dangerous than an idea when it's the only one you have Playtime is never over
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism If you ain't a cowboy you ain't spit
Good. Fast. Cheap. Choose two. The speed of time is one second per second
A night is like a day without sunshine Opposites Attack
When the going gets tough, the tough pop a mint He who laughs last thinks slowest
80% of success is showing up -Woody Allen Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it
The right side of the brain is for loading and unloading only Anything worth doing should have been done by now
You can observe a lot by watching. -Yogi Berra Actions speak louder than bumper stickers
Ignorance is nine tenths of the law If you ain't different, you ain't normal
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
QUESTION AUTHORITY and the authorities will question you Positive Thinking is 90% mental
The U.S. government now lists sunshine as a carcinogen Stereotypes make life easier
If you can smile when things go wrong you have someone iin mind to blame A poor memory is not the same as a clear conscience
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery The future doesn't need us
History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. -Mark Twain Cleanliness is next to impossible
PRIVACY IS HISTORY In hell there are no weekends
Two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights make a left. Reality is where the pizza delivery guy comes from
Top ten reasons to procrastinate: 1. The future ain't what it used to be
The only person who ever got everything done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe Chocolate fixes everything
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't have it, neither will you
The truth is out there but I forgot the URL Imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement
You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal It only seems kinky the first time
Volunteering doesn't pay Wealth is its own reward
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