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Aliens smart enough to visit earth would be smart enough not to The 2 rules for success... 1. Never tell all you know
Strangers candy is the sweetest WE ARE NOT ALONE as long as there is IM
Samuel Colt. Inventor of the point-and-click interface Patience comes to those who wait
It ain't a party til something gets broken Exercise, the poor man's plastic surgery
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once
A journey of 1000 miles begins with a cash advance Time is an annoying concept contrived by linear minds
Those who can only spell a word one way lack imagination If Satan goes bald there'll be hell toupee
clones are people two Just because no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
Depression: Anger without enthusiasm Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed
A pun is the lowest form of humor, when you don't think of it first. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand
Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true. -Home Simpson The truth will set you free but first it will piss you off
DEJA MOO the feeling that I've heard this Bull before CUTE makes everything better
ROCK IS DEAD Long live paper and scissors! Reality doesn't give a damn about your beliefs
Predictions are rarely correct, especially about the future If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate
It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow It's all fun and games until somebody tries to immanentize the eschaton
Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once It's all fun and games until someone gets sacrificed to satan
Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Same for your other classes. A restraining order is just playing hard to get
Logic tells us that dishonesty is still the second-best policy Reality is where bad things happen
Brands are for Cattle IRS: Capital punishment
If you're not part of the solution, there's good money in prolonging the problem Every time you eat a steak, a vegan hippie's hackey sack falls in a gutter
Build a man a fire, you warm him for a day. Set a man on fire, you warm him for the rest of his life. It takes a big man to cry but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
The police never think it's as funny as you do The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer. -Edward R. Murrow
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. _Will Rogers Vuja De: The feeling you're doing it wrong all over again
There is no excess like wretched excess Many are called, but few are at their desks
Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution The favorite tie attracts the gravy.
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