Modern Thought, page 3
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Change is inevitable, progress is optional Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile
There's always free cheese in a mousetrap Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional
It's only a gambling problem when you lose No one can make a fool of you. It's a do-it-yourself proposition
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming Better late than pregnant
Even the simplist job can be done rong Standardized tests are biased against bad students
Opportunity only knocks once. But temptation leans on the doorbell. I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I will defend to the death your right to STICK IT!
It's easier to stay out of trouble than to get out Power corrupts, but absolute power is really neat
Manic depression: Easy glum, easy glow Whatever doesn't kill you will probably try again
If it fits on a bumper sticker it's not a philosophy If it can't fit on a bumper sticker, it's not a philosophy
Good judgment comes from experience and much of that comes from bad judgment Hyperbole is overrated
Trying is the first step toward faliure Suicide: a permanent solution to a temporary problem
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way
It's lonely at the top. What like it's a big party at the bottom? No good deed goes unpunished
A closed mouth gathers no feet Grad school: The snooze button on the alarm clock of life
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be It's not the fall that hurts, it's that stop at the end.
Where there's a whip there's a way To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned A mind is a terrible thing to waste on coursework
There's no I in Team, but there're four in Platitude-Quoting Idiot Virtue is its own punishment
Good things come to those who wait but bad things show up right away Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off
Originality is the art of concealing your sources Sleep is the best cure for insomnia
Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate Tact is for those who lack the wit for sarcasm
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example -Mark Twain One punch is worth a thousand words
Anarchy never goes out of style Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And it, too, will suck
Being part of the solution is for people not cool enough to be part of the problem If it's not on TV it doesn't matter
Laughter is the best medicine. That is, after all the real medicines Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people
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