Modern Thought, page 3
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Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile
Hyperbole is overrated There's always free cheese in a mousetrap
Even the simplist job can be done rong A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming Better late than pregnant
I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I will defend to the death your right to STICK IT! Where there's a whip there's a way
No good deed goes unpunished Change is inevitable, progress is optional
It's only a gambling problem when you lose Power corrupts, but absolute power is really neat
Manic depression: Easy glum, easy glow Happiness is good health and a bad memory
If it fits on a bumper sticker it's not a philosophy If it can't fit on a bumper sticker, it's not a philosophy
Good judgment comes from experience and much of that comes from bad judgment Standardized tests are biased against bad students
Trying is the first step toward faliure It's lonely at the top. What like it's a big party at the bottom?
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit It's easier to stay out of trouble than to get out
Suicide: a permanent solution to a temporary problem A closed mouth gathers no feet
Opportunity only knocks once. But temptation leans on the doorbell. A mind is a terrible thing to waste on coursework
If it's not on TV it doesn't matter It's not the fall that hurts, it's that stop at the end.
No one can make a fool of you. It's a do-it-yourself proposition To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned Nostalgia isn't what it used to be
There's no I in Team, but there're four in Platitude-Quoting Idiot Virtue is its own punishment
Good things come to those who wait but bad things show up right away Originality is the art of concealing your sources
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example -Mark Twain Sleep is the best cure for insomnia
Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate Tact is for those who lack the wit for sarcasm
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off One punch is worth a thousand words
A party tonight is better than a party tomorrow night All work and no play makes jack
Anarchy never goes out of style Being part of the solution is for people not cool enough to be part of the problem
Laughter is the best medicine. That is, after all the real medicines Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people
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