Modern Thought, page 3
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The wheel stops for no hamster To err is human, to forgive is not company policy
No job is over until the paperwork's done Too much is never enough
A friend is someone who still likes you after they get to know you Children are our future. Unless we stop them now
If the shoe fits, buy it in every color The quickest way to find a thing you've lost is to buy a replacement
Fake is the new real Violence isn't the answer, but it's an answer
A pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist Life without geometry is pointless
Experience is what helps you recognize a mistake when you make it again You can drink milk from a cup but you can't chop wood with a cat
A little pain never hurt anyone A diamond is forever. And so are the payments
Remember: just one match can start a forest fire. But it takes a whole box to start a camp fire An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true
If you want to get to the top prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom Anyone who can take over a plane with tweezers deserves the plane
Yesterday is just a memory, tomorrow only a dream, but today was a real bitch Smart is the new skinny
Money can't buy you happiness but it'll let you be unhappy in nicer places There are moments when everything goes well, but don't be frightened
We must learn from our mistakes of the past to improve our mistakes in the future One good turn gets the most blanket
There's no I in team, but there is in pie Mediocrity: It's easier and you never have to work late
Paranoia is the best defense It takes the Village People to raise a child
If brute force doesn't work, it's not brute enough Sweatshops make stuff cheaper
Yoga is for posers If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments
Minimalism is for lazy people Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important
God cannot alter the past. That is the historians' job All that glitters has a high refractive index
Game, set, match = tennis. Set, match, run = arson Ball in gutter: bad. Mind in gutter: good.
Spandex. A privilege not a right Sleep is for the weak
It's not the minutes at the table that make you fat, it's the seconds Better half a thought
Teamwork means not having to take all the blame Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses
In school: Jock-popular, Nerd-unpopular. Out of school: Nerd-popular, Jock-homeless All work and no play makes jack
A penny saved... is ridiculous Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation
It's not a party until somebody dies Graduation: The end of the easy part of life
To err is human, to arr is pirate Money can't buy happiness, just cool stuf that makes you happy
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