Oh Those Humans, page 1
If you can't say something nice about a person you've come to the right place Careful, we don't want to learn from this
I kept reading that junk food is unhealthy, so I gave up reading If only we could switch alcohol's effect on brain cells and fat cells
Your most powerful weapon against bad TV is the remote You don't have to talk to your children about sex, somebody else will be glad to.
It's all about money Closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths
Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, then change the subject. GUN CONTROL isn't needed as much as parental control
The problem with sex in the movies is your popcorn usually spills The V-CHIP the modern replacement for good parenting
Celebrate commonality Man cannot live on bread alone. Unless he's in a cage and that's all you feed him
We are ALL biological accidents Equal right not special rights
It ain't pretty being easy The only way bureaucrats ever cut red tape is lengthwise
To discourage idiots we don't put the TV camera on drunks who run onto a ball field ...but we televise police chases. Go figure. Diversity not Divisiveness
The ulitimate in feminine protection Capitol Punishment isn't for making examples, it's for making bad people dead
Maturity is overrated Popularity is an accident
Obesity is the penalty for exceeding the feed limit You can fool some of the people all of the time and those are the ones to concentrate on.
I won't eat anything I wouldn't kill with my own hands TV is gooder then BOOKS
Capitol Punishment make the State a murderer. But Imprisonment makes it a Gay Dungeonmaster
Mediocre people are always at their best A committee is just a mob without the passion
Man is a successful animal, that's all. -Remy de Gourmont Reparations for Roman Slaves
No tax exemption for pedofiles One-tequila, two-tequila, three-keteela, floor.
there aint nuthing wrong with the American educayshunal sistum If you don't have anything nice to say... welcome to the club
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most, in fact, are barely presentable. -Fran Lebowitz The Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules
Ban Genetically-Engineered Food. Demand More Testing. Everybody is somebody's weirdo
A sixpack is not a support group Liberty and Justice for All. (Not available in all areas)
Humans Suck Being a drug addict is a moral failing deserving of prison, unless it's a blowhard talkshow host, then it deserves your prayers
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing. -Oscar Wilde Smokers are like anyone else, just not for as long
Lazy is how nature meant us to be Guns don't kill, song lyrics do
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