Oh Those Humans, page 1
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A fanatic is someone who won't change his mind and won't change the subject Facts are potholes people avoid as they hurry to their opinions
You're a pretty good singer -alcohol The Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules
Some find a way. Some find an excuse. Shouting doesn't make you right it just makes you wrong louder
Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. -H.L. Mencken Some of the worst people teach us some of the best lessons
When many expect a mighty stallion they will find hooves on an ant -Terry Pratchett Introverts: We're here, we're uncomfortable, we want to go home
It's all about money Angry is the body guard of hurt
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most, in fact, are barely presentable. -Fran Lebowitz People think about you way less than you think about them thinking about you
It's always ourselves that we love the least If we continue to accumulate only power and not wisdom, we will surely destroy ourselves -Carl Sagan
Everyone wants to be special but no one wants to be different WebMD's default diagnosis should be hypochondriac
Mass movements can rise and spread without belief in a god, but never without belief in a devil -Eric Hoffer If I had a taser I'm sure I'd be curious and try it on myself so that's why I don't have a taser
You can fool some of the people all of the time and those are the ones to concentrate on. Stop expecting everyone to agree
Three can keep a secret if two are dead -Ben Franklin Some people drag clouds around with them then complain that it's raining
Trying to contact outer space civilizations could be like the mouse beckoning a cat When you hold a grudge you're letting someone live rent-free in your head
We're all going to die. And we know it. You'd think we'd be kinder. Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, then change the subject.
We'll never be rid of charlatans, people are just so darn easy to fool People who know the least always seem to know it the loudest
If you get home after midnight missing a shoe you're not Cinderella, you're drunk How can you tell someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing. -Oscar Wilde The only fool bigger than a know-it-all is the one who argues with him
Everyone wants to shine but no one wants to polish A sixpack is not a support group
Something we know about people: if they do it once, they'll do it again Giving rights to other people takes none away from you. It's not pie
Why is a reporter out in the hurricane to tell me not to go out in the hurricane? Why do we buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like?
How long before we work the bugs out of this whole "civilization" thing? Hell is other people -Jean Paul Satre
If we were meant to pop out of bed, we'd sleep in toasters Still waiting to see hate fix a problem
Society is like a stew. It must be stirred up once in a while or a layer of scum forms on top The U.S. should be at full employment with all the outrage manufactured here
No one really listens to anyone anymore and if you try it for a while you'll see why No telling what things some people might accomplish if they wasted less time posting motivational quotes online
For most of history Anonymous was a woman In his private heart no man much respects himself -Mark Twain
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