Oh Those Humans, page 2
Cell phones don't annoy people, morons using cell phones annoy people If you can't say something nice say it loud enough so I can hear
If they hang motivational posters where you work, you probably have a job a robot will be doing soon Children are our future. Get ready for a cruel, violent future
Prisons build better criminals No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why. -Mignon McLaughlin
Too much pluribus not enough unum Anger is not an argument
No... no... I'm pretty sure that guns kill people Trying to contact outer space civilizations could be like the mouse beckoning a cat
I spank my child so he doesn't grow up to shoot yours People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling
Deep down inside, all people are good. But it's hard to get through the ribs to the tasty parts VHEMT Thank you for not breeding
When someone says "It's not the money it's the principle," it's the money Humans: proof that Intelligent Design cannot possibly be true
Most people would be enormously improved by death Americans will always do the right thing, after they've exhausted all the alternatives. -Winston Churchill
A gun nut is someone who doesn't own one Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. -Oscar Wilde
I am offended by your use of the term "politically correct" People who know the least always seem to know it the loudest
A new use for cellphones!
Bitching and moaning is not multitasking Some people have a way with words, others have not way
Just because they make it in your size doesn't mean you should wear it Tongue pierthing ith thtupid
The closet is for clothes If you can't say something nice, at least be vague
If you think the human body is obscene, complain to the manufacturer The Gin & Tonic Diet. Lose 2 full days in just one weekend!
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. -Jefferson My species disappoints me
We now interrupt Iraq, Lebanon, Record Gas Prices, North Korea, Iran and The Healthcare Crisis to bring you a sensationalized, prurient update on the JonBenet Ramsey Case
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