Personal Issues, page 1

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Only a little crazy MY voices can beat up YOUR voices
I'm nicer on the weekend ADHD
Smalltalk Survivor The voices in my head are fighting again
I'm like a superhero but with no powers or motivation I run on coffee and sarcasm
Insufficient memory at this time Normal people scare me
My will power in any situation is always exactly not quite enough I don't do social
Feigning enthusiasm Serving as a bad example
Oops. I've become my mother I'm not anti-social I just hate being with people
I have few faults but I try to make the most of them Failing to comply
I have delusions of adequacy Not a go-getter
Overthinker I learn the hard way
Not as hip as I planned to be Ask me about my explosively angry reaction to stupid questions
Awkward is my specialty I'm not a nag, I'm a motivational speaker
Not a role model Ignoring my mother's advice
My superpower is ignoring my faults so I can focus on other people's Not as lean, not as mean, but still a marine
Conformist Cleverly Disguised as a Muggle
I don't have pet peeves, mine are wild and untamed peeves I'm not a procrastinator I'm just an avid follower of distractions
Overpowered by funk Proud to be a Grammar Cop
My decision-making skills resemble a squirrel crossing the street I have many hidden talents. If you find any let me know what they are
Under my gruff exterior is a gruffer interior I'm Wonder Woman. I wonder where's my phone, my keys, my...
Instant Human: Just add coffee I don't have an inner child I have an inner old person that wants everyone to shush
If you knew my family you'd understand I think my spirit animal has rabies
Yet to be there or do that Carbivore
Punk4Life My mind is like a banana tree filled with monkeys clattering for attention
Me, jog? I get winded when my mascara runs Dangerously overeducated
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