Personal Issues, page 1

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Turns out I'm not an AfternoonPerson either I learn the hard way
Overthinker Awkward is my specialty
I'm like a superhero but with no powers or motivation Under my gruff exterior is a gruffer interior
Oops. I've become my mother I'm just the right amount of crazy
I have delusions of adequacy ADHD
I'm not anti-social I just hate being with people The voices in my head are fighting again
Feigning enthusiasm I'm a perfectionist about how other people should do things
Ask me about my explosively angry reaction to stupid questions My hobbies are eating and complaining I'm getting fat
MY voices can beat up YOUR voices jenius
Not a go-getter I don't have pet peeves, mine are wild and untamed peeves
My will power in any situation is always exactly not quite enough I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other
Ignoring my mother's advice Go away. Can't adult today
not well enough to leave well enough alone Insufficient memory at this time
I have few faults but I try to make the most of them Not a role model
Mathlete Not as lean, not as mean, but still a marine
Serving as a bad example My superpower is ignoring my faults so I can focus on other people's
I run on coffee and sarcasm I'm nicer on the weekend
Ske?tic (skeptic) I'm not bald, I'm just taller than my hair
My decision-making skills resemble a squirrel crossing the street I have many hidden talents. If you find any let me know what they are
I'm not a procrastinator I'm just an avid follower of distractions Cleverly Disguised as a Muggle
Powered by existential dread I don't have an inner child I have an inner old person that wants everyone to shush
Not a people pleaser If you knew my family you'd understand
98% chimp Smalltalk Survivor
Conformist Yet to be there or do that
Feisty when I need to be I'm not a nag, I'm a motivational speaker
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