The judges have ruled! The three winners of Contest 6 have been chosen and can now bask in the worldwide glory of being the best Sticker-poem builders on the planet (until the next contest at least).

If you're new here, or weren't paying attention before, the rules required entries to be assembled from the text of Internet Bumper Stickers® and follow haiku form of 3 lines, with 5, 7, and 5 syllables.

So, now, with congratulations on their creative stupendousness, here are the winners of IBS Poetry Contest 6...