If you want my respect, get on your knees and beg for it. Prepare to bow before my invincible irony and sarcasm
Worship me and we'll get along just fine Silence, you garrulous dolt! -Stewie
You, off my planet! EVERYONE is entitled to my OPINION
I think therefore I pontificate There is NO excuse!
I will give commands and you will obey them I laugh at your species
The princess is in Go now or I shall taunt you a second time
My cultlike following is now accepting applications To save time, let's just agree that I know everything
You cease to amuse me You ARE the weakest link!
i shall smite you Even if you persuade me, you will not persuade me. -Aristophanes
your accolades amuse me I know what's best for you
You're wrong! Silence Mortal!
You're not as fascinating as you once appeared -Stewie Don't expect mere proof to sway my opinion
Scotus Eriugena was a pantheist not a Gnostic! (and I need a tan) I'm not bossy I just have better ideas
I weary of your foolishness Sorry. I do not speak to lesser beings
Silence, while I decide your fate! Yield to the princess
Without me it's only aweso I like my minions spineless
I shall do as I wish How may I dispense with you today?
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you I > U
A dirty trick to pull on man's best friend.
Ok, run along and die now Everybody's wrong but me
Shut up and salute me Shall I strike you until you are quiet?
You are free to do as I say I like you. Your death shall be quick and painless. -Stewie
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