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Save Star Trek Enterprise! We now interrupt Iraq. Lebanon, Record Gas Prices, North Korea, Iran and the Healthcare Crisis to bring you a sensationalized, prurient update on JonBenet Ramsey
Floyd Landis Tour de France '06 Tour de Farce '06
Now, for my very first veto... I veto science! -George Bush When it comes to booze and Jews, I should keep my mouth shut
Don't demote, re-vote. Keep Pluto a planet Stand up for the little guy. Let Pluto be a planet
Pluto is a planet Planet Pluto 1930-2006
Size matters! You can fit 7000 Plutos in Uranus Crikey! Steve Irwin 1969-2006
Why would we want a cease-fire in Lebanon? It's such a lovely distraction from Iraq -Condolezza Rice I take full responsibility for it being not my fault. -Mark Foley
Kinky Friedman for governor 2006 Support our troops and their familes, dump Rumsfeld
If I did it I woulda did it just the way I did it Britney Spears sheds 160 pounds of ugly fat. (Kevin Federline)
Robert Altman If you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck being me. -John Kerry
What's the big fuss? I wasn't gonna MARRY him! -Ted Haggard Election coming up, gas prices coming down
No, I'm not worried this will hurt my career. What career? -Michael Richards Gerald R. Ford
James Brown 30 days hath September, April, June and Saddam
See ya, Saddam Michael Richards, let me show you how to really ruin a career
Astronut (Lisa Nowak) I laugh at you, Boston. Dumb, scared Boston
It's not an escalation, it's an augmentation. -Condoleeza Rice Libby guilty! Of not being as smart as Karl Rove
"C'mon, it was a joke. I would never insult gays by suggesting they are like John Edwards." -Ann Coulter I'm the real father of Anna Nicole's baby
Johnny Hart 1931-2007 I apologize. They're not all nappy-headed. -Don Imus
I voted for Sanjaya Sanjaya blows
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. 1922-2007 Virginia Tech 32, April 16, 2007
Jerry Falwell 1933-2007 I'll miss you Jerry
OK, Dick, I communitated Libby. Now gimme back my flight suit Mr. Wizard, Don Herbert 1917-2007
Goodbye Tony Blair Good riddance, Blair
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! Bush firing Karl Rove would be like the dummy firing the ventriloquist
Pinky and the Brain I assure you, this administration's crimes are all completely legal. -Alberto Gonzalez
Fire Karl Rove iPrecious. One ring to rule them all (iPhone)
Bush colonoscopy successful. Head found Tap 3 times on the stall if you want me... Larry Craig
I apologize for being immature. (but not for being cruel and inhuman) Michael Vick If the Iraqi parliment takes a 2-month vacation, so should American troops
Gonezales Oops, I didn't do it again -O. J. Simpson
What happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas. O.J. Simpson Marcel Marceau
Norman Mailer 1923-2007 Evel Knievel 1938-2007
Ike Turner finally beat Tina Turner to death C'mon sheriff Bush, invade that Pakistan!
Hey Brit, mind if I cash in on your hospital stay? Bobby Fischer 1943-2008
Benazir Bhutto 1953-2007 Heath Ledger 1979-2008
HD-DVD R.I.P. 02/19/08 Gary Gygax, Dungeons and Dragons
Arthur C. Clarke 1917-2008 Charlton Heston 1923-2008
American Airlines: When you absolutely, positively want to stay at the airport overnight
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