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Stupid ashhole! (Iceland volcano) Gary Coleman
Dennis Hopper Toyota: Moving forward
No vuvuzelas BP: Broken pipe
Spill, baby, spill -bp
Steven Slater, over and out I won't watch Dancing with the Stars because I respect the privacy of Sarah Palin's family
Rally to restore sanity (Jon Stewart) March to keep fear alive (Stephen Colbert)
Don't go see that movie and I'll give you $100 million, too! -Mark Zuckerberg Surely you can't be serious Leslie Neilsen
Elizabeth Edwards 1949-2010 Lance Armstrong led a doping ring? I didn't think he had the balls for that
May this senseless act bring us to our senses (Gabriel Giffords) That was the best Superbowl ever on Ronald Reagan's 100th birthday
Jack LaLanne can still do more pushups than you Egypt - Uninstalling Dictator - 100% complete
8.9 Japanese earthquake
Gadhafi Duck, dethpicable Elizabeth Taylor 1932-2011
Osama bin Deadened Burn in hell - Osama bin Laden
Obama got Osama Sorry the birth certificate took so long. I was busy killing bin Laden -Barack Obama
Derek Jeter 3,000 hits Rupert Murdoch says he is deeply touched by all the messages left on Amy Winehouse's voicemail
To say S&P is a conniving, diseased whore is an insult to whores, connivers and disease Good night Irene
Steve Jobs 1955-2011 Qaddafi, Gaddafi, Kadhafi, they always seem to die in threes
Andy Rooney 1919-2011 11/11/11 One of the few days the entire world agrees on how to write the date
Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011 Vaclav Havel 1936-2011
Kim Jong Il Whitney Houston 1963-2012
Davy Jones 1945-2012 Mike Wallace 1918-2012
Dick Clark 1929-2012
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